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8/24/2016 3:27:02 AM
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You know what really grinds my gear!? When someone keeps leaves the tooth paste cap off. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ROOMMATES KIDS THEY ALWAYS DO IT TOO. AS WELL AS ALWAYS EATING MY -blam!-ING LEFTOVER. GROCERIES ARE EXPENSIVE DUDE I'M TRYING TO GET THE MOST OUTTA A FEW CHICKEN STRIPS! THEN YOU BRING YOUR GIRL OVER AND DON'T LEAVE A TIE AROUND THE DOOR OR EVEN SHUT IT SO I COME HOME FROM WORK AND WALK IN TO THAT. THEN YOU GET MAD AT ME? THE ONE WHO PAYS FOR THE NETFLIX AND THE BILLS!?
[spoiler]God damn I really need to vent[/spoiler]
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If you walk in on them having sex just act casual and sit next to them.
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Noted if it happens again which it eventually will I'll do that.
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When you sit down just be like, "What's up?".
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Then pop open a can of coke when I do it.
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Are they usually doing it on a bed or a couch with a tv in front of it?
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His room. Obviously but the -blam!- never closes the door for anything
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Why the f*ck are you going by his room?
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Cause it's on the way to mine. Here is a map My room Bath His room Hall Me I turn my head for like a second and I see that
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Is the door wide open or cracked?
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Open all the time like he has this werid thing that like if he shuts his door that he'll stunk up his room for whatever reason. So it's always wide open at all times
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In that case every time it happens I'd poke my head in and say something like "[Whatever her name is], nice ass." Then close the door.
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Lmao another amazing subjection
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Every time you have to say something different though.
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But of course my friend
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"Oh, you shave down there?" "I guess the carpet matches the drapes." etc.
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All solid gold
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Thanks, I got more.
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Let's hear em I'm taking note now
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"Great tits." "Is that pussy tight?" "Have you guys done anal yet?" "What kind of birth control do you use?" "Did you remember to wear a condom?" "Dude, where's your d*ck?"
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[quote]"Great tits." "Is that pussy tight?" "Have you guys done anal yet?" "What kind of birth control do you use?" "Did you remember to wear a condom?" "Dude, where's your d*ck?"[/quote] Grade A material
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Thanks, m8.
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No probs
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Just make rant post
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I know I should but I got work so maybe later cause I have a LOT more.
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You better do it.
