See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to -blam!- all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get -blam!-ed by dicks. But dicks also -blam!- assholes! And if they didn't -blam!- the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! - Drunk in Bar Team America