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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/11/2016 3:44:26 AM
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[b][u]ANOTHER RAGE FEST[/u][/b]
[b][i][u]FEELING SALTY?! NEED TO BLOW SOME STEAM?! ENJOY THIS MURDER FEST POST THATS COMPLETELY NON-CANNON. EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO MURDER EACHOTHER, INCLUDING NON-DOJO MEMBERS!!!!!
EXPLOSIONZZZZ [/u][/i][/b]
English
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"Blow it." [i]The command came from JT's main fleet ship, the NWH Gladius, which crashed into the planet along with hundreds of others, blowing it up in a massive explosion.. [/i]
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[b][i]After the explosion, a figure is seen spiraling through space. Wearing a pair of black shorts, a green t-shirt, super duper pale,5'9, his head is blocked off by a *CENSOR* box. He looks right at JT, laughing.[/i][/b] You crazy bastard, JT! [b][i]He begins laughing more, floating in space.[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]bump[/spoiler]
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TESUTO! I'M GONNA -BLAM!-ING KILL YOU! [b]He shoots you multiple times.[/b]
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*MORTAR COMES BACK FROM THE GRAVE FIRING OFF EXPLODING IRON BALLS AND PLASMA SNIPER SHOTS*
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*Warboss Jonathan of da Horde leaps down, his Star-Guard issued armor deflecting the bullets off his chest. He growls menacingly as his 20-ft frame dwarfs Mortar* "Little humie!!! You think you can beat a Warboss? WAAAAAAAGH!!!!" *He slams his hammer into Mortar, sending him flying across the valley*
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*He jumps to the side* If I'm a war beast, yes. *He stabs you with his godly sword*
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*Jonathan knocks your puny blade aside with one hand, using his hammer to slam you into the ground* "Hah!!!"
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*He dissolves into the ground before you can slam him and smashes you with an exploding iron ball the size of your hammer*
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[spoiler]you seem to forget about physics nowadays....[/spoiler] *Mortar is still crushed in the ground, the earth crushing his weak mortal frame. The iron ball(however the heck it got there) merely scratches the paint job of the Warboss's armor* "Oi!!! No one messes with my paint job!!!"
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FAK *He blocks it with an iron ball* [spoiler]So did Marvel with Ant man. I'd explain the "science" behind it later.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yea, the physics in the Marvel universe are different than here. Muuuuuuch different.[/spoiler] *Jono stomps the ground, trying to smash you*
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[b][u][i]ALL MAH GUYZ N GALZ IN THE ARENA MURDERIN CRAP. WAITING TO MURDER CRAP, ANYWAY[/i][/u][/b] [spoiler]Open. I should probs bring my Verëtis and Cyberpunk character into this, just for shits n giggles.[/spoiler]
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OY! [b]You feel a pain in your side. Looks like you've been shot.[/b] *maniacal laughter*
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[b][u]"OW!"[/u][/b][b] Angry jumps a little as the bullet nails him in the side.[/b] [b][u]"RUDE! C'mere, you stupid human!"[/u][/b] [b]He draws his rifle.[/b] [spoiler]Angry is an Assaultron. A rather pissed off one, might I add. Lol.[/spoiler]
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-blam!- YOU! [b]He keeps shooting you.[/b]
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YEAH! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR THIS?! FINALLY! Finally... [b]He walks through the dojo shooting and slashing anyone he sees.[/b]
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[b]Royal suddenly cuts your head off from behind [/b]
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Hah! You think that'll be enough?! [b]Tentacles come out of his hands and stitch his head back onto his body.[/b] YOU'LL BE NUMBER SEVEN! *maniacal laughter* [b]He starts shooting and slashing at you.[/b] [spoiler]Too much?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]NOT AT ALL! This is blood bathe. You can do whatever you damn Well please [/spoiler] [b]Royal maneuvers around the strikes, stabbing into your chest [/b]
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OW! F***ING CHRIST THAT HURTS! [b]While the blade is still in him, he punches you repeatedly in the face.[/b]
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[b]Royal steps back, pulling the sword out [/b]
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Ow... Hold on... Hold... On... [b]He sits down.[/b] Ya wanna team up? It'll be twice as fun.
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[b]Leaves [/b]
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Fine, be that way. [b]He shoots you.[/b]
