Oh hell where do I begin?
Ok so my group went to investigate some cave or something. One of our friends, he was a fighter I think, missed the session but said I could take over for him.
Anyways, we get into this huge cave and goblins immediately swarm us and there are like 3 big bad bugbears. Apparently they were protecting some really important thing (I don't remember a god or something) so they're like super beefed up. Well we manage to take down a few goblins and two of the bug bears but we're still getting the shit beat out of us and we had no idea how much longer we would last.
It was at that moment, when all hope seemed lost bane139 caretaker of his friend's fighter took up his d20 and cried "I seduce the bug bear!"
Nat 20
So with the main aggro distracted we were able to mop up the remaining goblins and miraculously save our fighter from sexytime with a bugbear.
Needless to say, I was never allowed to play any of his characters again...
to his knowledge...
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Noice. I guess your friend wanted to be the prettier bugbear lol.
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We played a start wars variant. First time with my now regular group too. I think it was our DM's first time as well... We were a couple Jedi, a bounty hunter, a smuggler, and a Wookie all level 1. We were breaking into some stimulant smuggling ring that fronted as a bar/club (naturally) So we all conceal our weapons, but there's one problem. Our Wookie is carrying a rocket launcher. A giant. Freaking. Rocket launcher. You can only imagine how the bouncer reacted... Being the morally ambiguous jedi of the group, I did what anyone with that sort of power would do. Jedi mind trick. The bouncer fails the DC in epic proportion and gives us some vouchers for free drinks as an apology. This is the first joke created in my group: "so a Wookie walks into a bar with a rocket launcher..." The first thing we see upon entry are the auto turrets in each of the corners of the bar. After treading carefully we finally find the back room and we can hear a deal going down. With little time to act, I bravely burst down the door and threw a concussion grenade 1... Fuuuuuuuu- Stunned me and one companion for 3 rounds or something. The nice thing was one of the guys in the back room was hit too. Turrets start firing everywhere, people are getting hit left and right. Idk how we survived (DM intervention I'm sure). As soon as I recover, I stun the leader, our Wookie grabs him, and we book it out of there. I get reprimanded by the council. The end
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I have more too. I'll try to post the ones I remember. In that same campaign, a little further into the cave, we came across a door. Our rogue tried to pick the lock and failed epically destroying not only his tools,but anyway to unlock the door as well. At this point we just started trying to break it down. 1s are being rolled everywhere. Finally our orc barbarian just took over. Orc barb: "I hump the door to assert dominance" Nat 20 Dm: "congratulations, you -blam!- the door down and everyone can get through"
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