*succ* Little by little the night turns around. Counting the succs which tremble at dawn Lotuses succ on each other in yearning Under the eaves a succ fish is resting Set the controls for the heart of the succ. Over the mountain watching the watcher. Breaking the darkness, waking the grapevine. One inch of love is one inch of succ Succ is the shadow that ripens the wine. Set the controls for the heart of the succ The heart of the sun, the heart of the succ Witness the fish who gibes teh best succ Making the shape of his questions to Heaven Whether the succ will fall in the evening Will he remember the lesson of giving? Set the controls for the heart of the succ The heart of the sun, the heart of the succ

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonfuland then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

[quote] And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.[/quote] but its a song, so who cares?

Oh, in that case... Have you ever felt sad or lonely? Have you even felt two feet tall? Have you ever thought, "Man if only I was anybody else at all" They like to kick you when times get rough And you give your all but it's not enough And sticks and stones might break your bones But words can break your heart And if you don't know where to go I'll show you where to start End yourself It will only take a minute You'll be happy that you did it Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it End yourself Really, you should do it There's really nothing to it Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid I sound un-empathetic I sound mean and rude Suicide is an epidemic, and I don't want to be misconstrued Signs of depression go overlooked So if you're depressed, then you need to book A therapy session, talk about your depression Let a professional hear it But if you search for moral wisdom in Katy Perry's lyrics, then End yourself It won't be painful If you are able To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll End yourself It's over mulled There's a trigger, pull it Get it through your head, it being a bullet Stick your tongue in a plug Suck a pipe of exhaust Make some toast in the tub Nail yourself to a cross Hold your breath till it's gone Drink a gallon of mace Be gay in Iran Let Oprah sit on your face Jump off of a bridge Skinny dip in a flood Sky dive attached to a fridge Drink a Haitian guy's blood Break into the zoo Give a tiger a shove Eat a Philips head screw Marry Courtney Love

Hahaha. love Bo Burnam just watched that the other day

Funny shit ;)