HEY [b]WARLOCKS[/b] ARE YOU WEAK FLOOFERS [b]SICK AND TIRED[/b] OF BEING FLAT BROKE ON GLIMMER? DO YOU WANT NADES ON YOUR NADES AND MORE JUICE FOR YOUR SWEET SPACE MAGIC MELEES? TAKE OFF YOUR HELMETS AND GANDER AT THE [b]ALCHEMISSTTTSSSS RAIMEEEENNNTTTT[/b] NEED AMMO BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING FOOLS CRY LIKE AN ANIME FAN ON [b]PROM NIGHT?!?!?[/b] [b]ALCHEMISSTTTSSSS RAIMEEENNTTTT[/b] CHECK THIS DOPE SHIT OUT. YOU GET AMMO? HUH? [i]WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! [/i] FREAKING SPACE MAGIC IS TURNING MY BULLETS INTO [b]GLIMMER!?[/b] [i]SPACE MAGIC[/i] SCIENCE. ENERGY. SCIENCE. [b]E N E R G Y. [/b] YOU'LL BE ROLLING IN GLIMMER FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY LOOT CAVE. DO YOU HOLD ONTO YOUR SUPER LIKE A BITCH?! ORBS WILL JUICE UP YOUR MELEE AND NADE. [b]RED BULL ORBSSSSSSSSSSSS.[/b] FUXK BITCHES GET GLIMMER. LET'S NOT FORGET HOW COMPLETELY [i]AWESOME[/i] YOU'LL LOOK FLOORING ABOUT WITH THE LATEST IN LED LIGHTING TECHNOLOGY APPLIED DIRECTLY TO THE WEAVES OF THIS SICK PIMP ROBE. [b]GLIMMERRRRRRRR[/b] [b]M A G I C[/b] FORGET ABOUT THAT STUPID BIRD FEATHER HELMET. FORGET ABOUT THAT DEER HELMET. THIS ISN'T HUNTING SEASON. [b]THIS IS SPENDING SEASONNNNNNN[/b] YOU HAVE A WALLET. AND THAT WALLETS NAME IS [b]ALCHEMISSTTTSSSS RAIMENTTTTTTTTTTT5455R2[/b] FORGET ABOUT HOW AWESOME THE OTHER CLASSES EXOTICS ARE, YOU'LL [b]HAVE NADES AND BLING FOR DAYSSSSSSSSSSSS[/b] [b]ALCHEMISSTTTSSSS RAIMENNNNNNTTTTTTTTT5555[/b] [spoiler]Alchemist's Raiment and it's sponsors are not liable for any illegal offenses such as glimmer laundering, racketeering, prostitution, assault and battery, pimping, etc. Alchemists Raiment bears a glimmer generation of roughly 2% glimmer per ammo box on a sunny day and also Tuesday afternoons. Flashing lights on product may trigger seizures. Side effects may also be depression, as the other classes have better and more varied Exotics. This is normal amongst most subjects.[/spoiler]