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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/24/2016 11:14:31 AM
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*He summons his sword.* "EN GARDE!!!"
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[b]Finally.[/b] ~The massive knight stomps the ground, and causes a tremor~
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"Careful tubby, you may cause an earthquake."
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[b]You know insults too? Ornstein treats his pets well...[/b] [spoiler]I think I crossed a line.[/spoiler]
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"I am not a pet! If the animal can talk and is probably more intelligent than the owner then it turns into slavery! And I know I have free will!"
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[b]At least he's educated...[/b] ~Smough moves forward to you~
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*He throws his sword, it turns in midair and flies at his face hilt first, moving far too fast to block or dodge.*
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~The sword nails Smough in the face, but he doesn't budge~ [b]Hahahahaha![/b] ~Smough picks up the sword and crushes it in his hands. He drops what remains of it~ [spoiler]Incase it's unbreakable, read this.. ][/spoiler] [b]Ahaha![/b] ~Smough picks up the sword in his hand, and holds it tightly. Instead if breaking it, he makes it where its unobtainable~
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/24/2016 9:01:13 PM"No! It is I who should be laughing!!!" *The sword disappears from his hand and Sketch summons two swords.* (It's actually a prototype. Sphirinians don't want their prototype weapons to be destroyed easily. Although even if it wasn't basically unbreakable then he could still summon it again.) [spoiler]Which character are you using for the quest? I assume Ornstein...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Orn.[/spoiler] [b]Very well![/b] ~Smough's hammer glows a little bit, as he slams it to the ground. Suddenly, large splits in the dirt crack open, shaking the ground~
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*He jumps out of the way of the crack and throws one of his swords at your arm, blade-first.*
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~The sword cuts through the armor slightly. Smough doesn't even flinch, however~
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*He summons it again and swings both of them to the right, causing an extremely powerful blast of air to send him flying to the right.*
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~Smough is pushed into a wall. He doesn't seem to care as he purposely knocks it down~ [b]Oops.[/b]
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"MY WALL!!! TRUMP GAVE ME THAT WALL!!! BUT I HAD TO PAY FOR IT!!! HE SAID IT WAS TO KEEP OUT THE FURRIES!!! WHAT'S A FURRY!?!" *He swings his sword again, causing Smough to fly to the left.*
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~Smough gets launched into another wall. Once again, he knocks it over. This time, however, a small family runs from the ruins of the wall~ "Thanks, señor!" ~What looks like the father of the group gives Smough a bowl of rice~ [b]Uh...mucho gracias?[/b]
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"I was the one who threw him into the wall! I should get the rice!"
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"No no. Not today, kitty!" ~The family runs off, and a moment later, a man wearing a suit runs by. His hair is a mess~ "[u]Get back here![/u]" ~The man runs off~ [b]So...that's kinda weird...[/b]
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"IT'S HIM! I'LL SHOW YOU KEEPING OUT WHATEVER FURRIES ARE!!!" *He throws his sword and out of view you hear the man scream.* *The Man "GAAAH! MY SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS!!!"
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[b]Hey! He seemed like a nice guy![/b]
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"I thought he was until I saw his hair... I think we really know who should be punished... Truce?"
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[b]Sure. Truce.[/b] ~Smough picks up the man in the suit~ [u]Put me down, you immigrant?[/u] [b]HEY! That is racist![/b] ~Smough lightly slaps him~
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"Give him to me." *He holds out his arms.*
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~Drops the man~ [u]You better prepare for the Trump brigade, kitty cat! Cause I'm Trump! And I'll kick you illegals out! You and Chris Christie over there don't scare ME![/u]
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"Kitty cat? What did you just call me you piece of s#%&?!" *Sketch's swords disappear and he shows his claws and starts advancing towards Trump.*
