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Edited by BurningTalons: 5/19/2016 12:40:28 PM
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Men are meant to be sluts

Women were meant to be with a single man for 9 months because they have a single egg. While men are suppose to be bustin nuts back and forth, left a right and up and down. This is basic knowledge as we have little white balloons in our testes who want to go to the vagina party Moral of story: Women stop shoving cocks into your cave, men shove your coocoo in errthang. Even the toaster

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  • Actually, for many species, fertile females will seek out multiple mates so that the most compatible and aggressive sperm cells (yes, [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_competition][u]they fight in utero[/u][/url] with biochemicals and counter-agents) will fertilize the ovum. For example, that is why a fertile female dogs scent is so enticing to male dogs. In order to bring in as many potential mates as possible from the area, have them compete as well as multiple matings and increase the chances that she will have a diverse and robust litter. Attempting to use biology to rationalize social constructs or (even worse) tell people how they should/shouldn't behave is intellectually dishonest. Human beings are sexual beings to remarkably varying degrees and in amazingly different ways. Trying to use labels to empower some while belittling others is (IMO) a sign of insecurity and lack of self-confidence.

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    • Directions unclear: dick is [i][u]not[/u][/i] stuck in toaster.

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      • [spoiler]oh yeah bby I tapped that toaster[/spoiler]

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      • *contracts cancer*

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      • Edited by Jasondurgen: 5/19/2016 5:32:54 PM
        While what you said is wrong, I do intend to be a man whore for a few years of my life. It's on my bucket list. [spoiler]I'm kidding[/spoiler] [spoiler]About the bucket list part 😉[/spoiler]

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      • #IncestIsWincest seems legit.

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      • Oh god a toaster

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      • A key that opens many locks is a good key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

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      • That was an evolutionary property that developed when our numbers as a species where low, [spoiler]And now we're overpopulated.[/spoiler]

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      • The only lock that I unlock is my hand [spoiler]I cri everytiem :'([/spoiler]

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      • I like where your going with this

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      • A key that opens any door is useful. A lock opened by many keys is useless.

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