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5/18/2016 12:05:54 AM
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I'm in the top 17% for people who masterbate in my bedroom. AMA!
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So how many people masturbate in your bedroom?
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How many? - A metric ass ton. I think it's the ambiance. Brings out the fapanese in everyone that enters it.
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Sounds like my kind of place......do you take bookings?
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Oh but of course. Would one prefer the Silver, Gold or Platinum experience?
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Being a consistent tugger I would have to say platinum, but that would have to include someone holding my hand while I'm batting
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I'm top 1% in your bedroom… and everywhere else on earth. I masturbate on average 22,000,000,000 times a day
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The fact you masterbate 3 times a day sounds like a problem. [i]~I'll Ram your ass![/i]
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A problem I deal with daily
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[quote]I'm in the top 17% for people who masterbate in my bedroom. AMA![/quote] not even top 1% in your own bedroom. Git gud.
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I have been reverse boosting, NERD!
