I got a cut while shaving.
Somebody slap me and tell me I'm pretty.
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Lol remember when NiNi posted all these extemely thirsty replies on your selfies?
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I miss the stories that chains posted. :c
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Lolrekt
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I think it must be the t-shirt scarf.
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Teach me your ways
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My methods require many blood sacrifices, you may not be up for it.
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Oh, well that's half done already then.
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Half way to beginning the satanic ritual. You're doing well. .-.
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What is the next step my lord?
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Well, it depends. How many goats do you have available?
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Oh that's easy- my Greek uncle has got to have at least 50. That's if their testes were not consumed by this Greek savage.
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[quote]That's if their testes were not consumed by this Greek savage.[/quote] This could be problem.
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Well I can always steal from his neighbor ( hah these Greeks all have goats xD )
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Ah, so you're going to wanna sever their ribs from their spinal cords and pull out the nervous systems predator style.
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But what gonna happen after that? What do I do with the nervous system? Can I eat it? Pleeeeese @-@
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You'll need the skulls with the largest horns for later, do whatever you want with the inferior goat corpses.
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Anyway, yer mum is the horniest, so that shall come in handy.
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D: [spoiler]you look like a girl![/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry.[/spoiler]
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Oh those horns are coming for you bro
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Edited by Woupsea: 5/21/2016 4:08:32 AMSatan would never curse his favorite she-demon. I mean.. Devout follower..
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... I think we have some things in common... Tell you what let's keep it secret and work together on this one.
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Ah yes, they shall burn. As for horns, the most horny one is a peculiar goat named yer mum... I wonder what vile creature would name such a poor innocent creature that...