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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 1:31:00 AM
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"I am prepared for this..."
*He goes into his cardboard box. Twelve kegs filled with assorted alcoholic beverages and one filled with cream soda roll out, then a juke box playing "It's the end of the world as we know it." rolls out. A few strobe lights, confetti cannons, smoke machines, an extremely long table covered with cookies and pizza and a hot teapot with four teacups roll out. Sketch comes out with a wheelbarrow filled with fireworks that aren't just illegal in America... But they have actually been outlawed in some solar systems.*
"WHO'S READY TO PARTY?!?!?!?!"
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*grabs a Confetti cannon*
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*walks over to table, grabs a plate, eats it, then grabs a whole box of pizza and goes back to chair* Yum.
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*Sketch is slumped onto the table he points at you as if his arm weighs 300 pounds.* "Enjoy *urp*"
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If you insist. *pulls out boombox and begins playing music*
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[u]Po spins up to you carried by Balthazar.[/u] Give me some dat shit bruh! [u]It's obvious Po is highly intoxicated.[/u]
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"This $&%#?" *He holds out three cookies and two slices of pizza. And a shot of cream soda.* *Thinking... I think he's had enough...*
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[u]Po shakes his head.[/u] Gimme something alcoholic! I haven't had a drink in years!
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"Eh wha?" (Sketch is now probably the most intoxicated person here... You aren't going to be getting any drinks from him now...)
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[u]Po grabs sketch by the collar and tries to slap him.[/u] Ah said give meh sumthin al-ko-hall-ik!
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*Gathering all his strength, he lifts his arm and points at your nose. He proceeds to poke it.* "Boop. Hehehe."
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[u]The nose falls off.[/u] Goddammit.
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*He picks it up.* "Hehehe... I-I got yo-your nose..."
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[u]Po stagger a bit, trying to keep himself upright.[/u] Gimme... Mah... Fukin... Nozzzze.
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"whatever..." *He attempts to stick it back on your face but he puts it on upside down. He immediately starts giggling again.*
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[u]Po cups his hands over his nose, healing the nose upside down.[/u] What are you laughin at? [u]He says in a nasal voice.[/u]
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*He stops giggling and stares at you for a second. He starts rolling on the floor laughing his @&& off.*
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[u]Po starts to get angry.[/u] Why the hell are you laughing?
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"Hehehe... It's... It's upside down!"
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[u]Po grasps at his nose, looking mortified.[/u] Oops.... [u]He cups his hand over his nose, a slight humming emitting from his palms. When he draws his hands back, his nose is right-side up.[/u]
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"Awwwww... You should have walked around the Dojo like that..."
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[u]Po shakes his head.[/u] I've been humiliated enough tonight.
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 9:44:40 PM"I bet I was more humiliated..." *He takes a photo out of a stack and shows it to you. It is Sketch standing on a table shirtless, he has his shirt wrapped around his head, covering his face and he appears to be waltzing with a mop. He shows you another picture of him lying in the wreckage of the same table with the mop on top of him.* (The conversation has now moved to post-party.)
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[u]Po laughs, the shakes his head.[/u] At least you didn't nearly become a homicidal maniac. I nearly took off ninja's fingers, and I may have ruined a pair of his swords.
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/3/2016 9:56:05 PM*He is deadpan as he shows you a picture of himself running on all fours with a sword in his mouth. A drunken Ninja can be seen chasing after him in the background.* "I think it ended up in a tree somewhere..."
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[u]Po laughs as he looks at the pictures.[/u] I think I stole a few people's noses- literally. All I know is that I have detailed notes on noses, drawings of genitalia, and a few vials of an unknown substance I suspect to be something quite... Lewd. I also have a pile of noses, a few with bites taken out of them. [u]He motions his hands across the mess surrounding him.[/u]
