What the hell is this from?
And why do I find it mildly entertaining?
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Killionaire, no! Do not fall to shitty undertale gimmicks!
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WOOF BARK. (IT IS TOO LATE. HE IS NOW DOOG. LIKE DOG BUT WITH A EXTRA O.)
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Too late! I've become corrupted! Bark. (Kill me!)
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Woof! (No! You are now a fellow brother! Please don't die on me!!!)
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Gah! [spoiler]My Spartans ass is better than yours[/spoiler] [spoiler]triggered?[/spoiler]
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Not really, I play as a guy Spartan, and I agree.
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Oh. [spoiler]well...[/spoiler]
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Is k, BMO. Am partially triggert.
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Woof. (Because I am dog.)
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Can... Can I pet you?
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Bark. (Yes you may.)
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*Pets*
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*As you pet the dog you feel a iPhone 10s in the fur. *You obtained the iPhone 10s *Dog is satisfied with pets.
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Thanks, dog! *Pats gently on the head, gives dog a treat*
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*The dog eats the treat happily *Dog is satisfied. [YOU WON!!!] *You earned 0 exp and 30 gold.