In real life I've only told two people that I'm an atheist in the past year. Both were Jehova's witnesses, you know, the people that come to your door and disturb you to tell you about their own ridiculous version of religion.
So I think it's worth just saying I don't care what religion you buy into, don't talk to me about it and I won't have to tell you I think it's nonsense.
English
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Answer the door in your rattiest pair of underwear, a loaded shotgun and in your best Slingblade voice say,"Imma need you to git off my property." Then rack a round. Now don't shoot them no matter how tempting it may be. I promise you never get a visit again.