One night I was pretty hungry (just got back from playing laser tag) so I put some hot pockets in the microwave. I went to the bathroom while my hot pockets cooked (no time to pee when your dodging lasers you know) but when I came back from the bathroom the microwave was empty and my hot pockets were already on the counter! Nobody else was even close to the microwave while I was gone. I couldn't even bring myself to eat it because of the fear inside. Now I'm not someone who is wild about ghosts or anything but there is no effing way that the plate of Hot Pockets could have slid out of a closed microwave and onto the counter from natural forces.