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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/18/2016 1:16:46 AM
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*He digs his huge talons into your arms.*
-There's a reason Layla had my talons cut before giving me to Sketch... They grow back within a day.-
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[b]The deity doesn't care. Because the talons bend when they go against his muscles[/b] STUPID BIRD! [b]He starts punching the bird in the face repeatedly[/b]
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*The bird doesn't seem to mind.*
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....ok you know what. [b]The deity touches the birds skull with his index finger. The birds head explodes. The deity floats to the ground [/b]
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"FIAUUUUUHHHH!!!!!" *Sketch comes out of nowhere and drop kicks the deity.* "wait... I'm still in a fight..." *He suddenly undropkicks the deity and disappears. The bird flies away unharmed.* [spoiler]Don't you dare mess with my bird...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh I thought it was a throw away thing[/spoiler] [b]The deity Non-cannonly kills the bird another 1000 times. [/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 1:35:43 AM*Each time the bird dies, Sketch drop kicks the deity again... This doesn't really make sense. But Sketch doesn't enjoy making sense.*
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[b]Since its non-cannon, these things just happen. The Deity makes love to Scarlett Johansen while he's at it. [/b]
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*As Sketch keeps drop kicking the deity and Scarlet Johanson, he eats a few home improvement magazines and then starts making a hat out of duct tape.*
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[b]Explosionzzzx[/b]
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*Sketches new duct tape shoes explode.* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *He now has iron bars on his feet as he continues to drop kick you endlessly.*
