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4/15/2016 8:18:27 PM
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I work with lumber, mostly pine, sometimes red oak, sometimes cedar. When I do work with cedar, I always want to keep a chunk to make a figure of Mulan. That way I could proudly proclaim that Cedar Mulan is in my house.
[spoiler]She would be the log whisperer. [/spoiler]
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Edited by PlushPlush: 4/15/2016 8:30:02 PMLike that one? Here's another. Three brothers, Tink, Tate and Maddy, work at a sign shop. One day the shop receives a large order for a company called "That Girl." The boss has to set up teams to make different parts of the sign. He sets people in three man teams to do each part. Finally, he gets to the brothers and says, "Maddy, Tate and Tink on "That" today." [spoiler]If you have a hard time catching the pun, say the last sentence out loud somewhat quickly. I doubt most people will have a problem, especially if they Tink about it.[/spoiler]
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😂😂 bit long winded but I like them
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They're meant to be a little wordy. Also to be delivered in perfect deadpan. That way you test people to see if they catch the joke. Here's a short one. What did the empty Pepsi machine say to the thirsty customer? [spoiler]No can Dew.[/spoiler]
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😂😂 short and snappy I like it
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Asked my British friend what a good price for renting an apartment over there would be. He said, "a flat rate."
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😂😂 need to be British to understand
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What do you get when you brew eucalyptus leaves? [spoiler]Koala tea.[/spoiler]
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Aussie jokes are always good 😂
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An Italian accidentally slipped and landed on some spilled marinara, parmesan cheese and pepperoni slices shortly before the evening meal was supposed to be served. [spoiler]He had pizza butt for dinner.[/spoiler]
