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1 ReplyEdited by darcmale: 4/1/2016 6:05:25 PMA man walks into a bar [spoiler]he says ouch[/spoiler] A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a drink, the ostrich has the same as does the cat, but the cat says "but I'm not paying!". The man reaches into his pocket and produces the exact money for the round of drinks and pays. The group have a few more rounds. Finally the bartender asks the man why he has the two strange companions. The man explained that he had found a lamp from which a genie appeared after he rubbed it. The genie offers the man 3 wishes! " what did you wish for?" The bartender asked. [spoiler]I wished to be able to reach into my pocket and pull out the correct money when I need it and for a tall bird with long legs and a tight pussy![/spoiler] Two more jokes for you!
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Everyone loves jokes anyhow.
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You are a Joke. #YouAreAJoke
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1 ReplyEdited by Prometheus31163: 4/3/2016 3:39:39 AMNo, this is: What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with a boob job? [spoiler]one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Teal'c: 4/4/2016 8:40:58 AMyeah 330 would be better and it's the highest light for the first weeks because of the continuity 150 vanilla 160 TdB 170 HoW 310 TTK (without hard Raid) 320 TTK 330 "April Update" 335 with the hotfix update (end of April because of IB or the second week of May)
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5 RepliesNo, this is: What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mum can't take a joke.
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3 RepliesWhat difference does it make if it is 335 or 400? Really, think about it... not much. The light level cap is simply a goal (one of many in fact) which is designed to incentivise you to play. I couldn't care less right now if they increased light or not. Much more interested in new gear and maps and stuff.
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2 RepliesI bet you have a large butthole....
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Looks like it's back to killing the same Pisions over and over again to hit the new cap. Wackkkk
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I'll guess yes
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Would you rather sit at 320?
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I hate bungo but this thread is lame
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Your post is. Muted.
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Stop complaining
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4 RepliesEdited by I Need That Head: 4/2/2016 10:51:25 PMI got a joke for you: What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on an unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? [spoiler]a tire[/spoiler]
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Playing something you call a joke has to be more of a joke.
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2 RepliesNope this is. 335 light walks into a bar and Sunbreakers get nerfed
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1 ReplyEdited by Milk: 4/2/2016 9:04:48 PMThis is a joke: How many raid teams does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]1, because all of the other ones quit when it didn't work right the first time.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhy? You're not owed anything.
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1 ReplyThey can be pretty funny sometimes
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You're the punchline....
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The entire pve portion of the update is being done by the "live team". They made sparrow racing, festival of the lost, & crimson doubles. Though those events were fun, but they weren't meant to be substantial additions to the game so there was no reason to expect a dlc's worth of content. #buffthehawkmoon
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These forums are a joke.
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Hahaha I get it! [spoiler]jk wuts he meen?[/spoiler]
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When the warlocks and hunters fall who will be left but the titans!!!
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3 RepliesTrump is a joke Final Four is a joke Beyoncé is a Joke Nba is a joke Baseball is a joke Playstation is a joke Europe is a joke Being a Vegan is a joke Women's rights is a joke Tranny people are a joke Everything is a joke tbh.