We both started talking about booty

I'm an agent of the Nine... I have a backstory with everyone!

I posted in her thread

I asked for that.

I'm her husband and the father of our two fallen sons~ #ProudExoFather

Wha? How? But... You're... You're an exo! How can an exo have biological children!!

Hey storm I'm confused here, please do explain in great detail how an exo and a fallen have two fallen children?

It involves plugging attachment usb-d-1 into port v232, then downloading expansion gen-AA/run into... Space magic Definitely space magic.

My little girl is all grown up, I guess.

Randal comes up to Aerile, with cheesy pick-up lines in mind. Aerile: "Umm, yes?" Randal: "Hey girl are you a vandal? Cause I'm fallen for you~" Aerile: "...I am a vandal." Randal: ohcrap.jpg better try another one Randal: "I'm here to ask you out and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum ;)." Aerile: "...What?" Randal: damnit. time for last resort. Randal: "Hey girl are you a Vault Hunter? Cause I'd kill everyone on the planet to find you~" Aerile: *bitch slaps* Randal: shit why did it go so wrong Randal: "Call me!" Aerile: "No you jerk." 3 MONTHS LATER RENDUL UND AISLE ARE MAEKIN OUT THER BLUE TUNGES R EVRYWHARE MM MM GOOD LIKE BOI-R-DEE RANEL: OH YES BBY CUMHERE ARIL: oH YES FEL THE LOBE *SMOSH KIS TUNGE TUONGE* RANDOLPH: LETS GET IN BED GURL ARE ILL: BBY I CANT RANDUL: Y NUT ARELI: ITS RESERVED FOR VARIKZ DUN DUN DUNNN RNADUL: U WOT U HAV THE SMEXY TIMES WIT VARIKS? ARLIE: YE AND ALSO HES UR LONG LOST DADEH RANDEL: NOOOOOO AREIL: "YAH BBY SRY LISTEN WE CAN MAEK OUT JUST NOH BED YET K M80" RANDUL: "ALRITE FINE ;-;" *thay eventually get rough, so rough they get on teh bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Let's C wat happyns* VARIKZ: "WHADDUP SKRUBS REDY 2 BLAZEIT?! *varikz Cs RANDUL and Aeril doing the thing* VARIKZ: "OI OI WHOA U WOT M8?" arilE:" HUNEY I KEN XPAIN" VARIKZ: "EXPLAIN DEEZ NUTZ, YES? YOUR A FILTHY TRIATUR, YUS? TRICK MAELS INTO LOBE THEN SUCCES, AREIL, SUCCEEEESSSS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." ARilE:" wot no it's not leik dat RANDUL: "i dunno wats hapenin" *ALL OF SUDEN TEH ILLUMINATI OPTIC CABAL THIGS INVADE THE ROOM* SWAG_YOLOUNDERSCORE:"AY YO ITS TIME TO GET BALLIN M8 FRE$HMIKE: "WORD DAWG, WORD" OTHER GUY: "NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW YOUR LIVES GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN...." AERILE: "WOT DOU WANT" LEADUR: "YOU KNOW. TEH BOOTY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). SIEZE HUR!!100" *areil is dragged away, and rendul and varks would've saved hur, but I forgot to give them that part of teh skript.* VARIKZ: OK LETS SAVE HUR ASS AND GET REWARDUD (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง RANDUL: "MAH MAN" LETS SKIP 2 WHALE TEH ILLUMINATI LEDER IS HERE LEADR: FITE MEH ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ VAKS AND RANULL: no LEADR THEN DIES OF HERT FAILURE (what a skrub) RANDUL: I SAEVD U NOW KAN WE MAEK OUT ARILE: IM SRRY I HAS TO TEL U VAKS RANLL: ??? ARILE: IM PREGNIT ohshite.jpg - Made By Weedman420

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