During history class we were learning about the Salem witch trials. As an exercise, the teacher had three girls from the class up front, testifying in a mock trial that they were innocent girls who had been afflicted by witch magic. The teacher pointed at me. At the time, I was in this heavy metal punk rocker phase, with dyed black hair slicked back with way too much hair gel, wearing an overshirt That had flaming skulls on it and a tribal skull necklace. The teacher said "you look like a devil worshipping witch! Did you possess these girls, did you use them for your vile witchcraft?" I said "first off, it's 'warlock', unless you're intentionally calling me a woman. Second, if I was a warlock, those three would be naked right now" Everyone was speechless, and the girls were blushing like mad. Luckily that teacher was a cool guy and got a laugh from it.