Lord Saladhead erm I mean Lord Saladin was at a Titan meeting at one point or another.
(Flashback)
*Lord Saladin walks on to the stage*
Lord Saladin: Hello my Brothers and Sisters!! I am honored to be here with you for this important meeting!
Titans: Hello my brother!
Lord Saladin: Now then let’s get this meeting on the road so we can get to the REAL reason we’re all here! *Points at the cookie trays*
*The crowd begins cheering*
Lord Saladin: I assume you are all aware of the nerfs to our precious Sunbreaker?
*The crowd stops cheering and begins to yell in anger*
Lord Shaxx: *Shaking head in disappointment* They nerfed it and sent it home crying!!
Lord Saladin: *Brings out a cookie box and shakes it* Calm do my friends! We must remain civil, if we want to get anything done!!
*The crowds begins to calm down*
Lord Saladin: This meeting is meant to help each other through this struggle that we all face by sharing our experiences and for us all to help in soothing the pain. *A Titan raises their hand* Yes, you with the rhino helmet. Share your story brother!
*Rhino come on to the stage*
Lord Saladin: Hello my brother! What’s your name?
Rhino: My name is Rhino, nice to meet you.
Lord Saladin: So what’s your story Rhino? What is it that you want to share with us? What happened that hurt you so badly that you feel like it needs to be heard?
Rhino: Well it all happened last week during a game of rumble. I had been dealing with all the shit that the Hunters and Warlocks were throwing at me for a good while. I finally got my super and I was ready to go to town on these punks! I pulled out my hammer and Then…
Lord Saladin: Then what?
Rhino: Then I…I…I Got sniped!
Crowd of Titans: *Gasp*
Random Titan: That is awful!
Rhino: And worst of all…It was from a level 8 Hunter!!! *Cries*
Random Titan: How horrific!
Lord Saladin: It’s okay my brother! We’re here for you! Here have a cookie!
Rhino: Thank you Lord Saladin *Walks off the stage*
Lord Saladin: Who will share their story next? Yes, you the one with the blue chest piece that make you look like a hippo! Come right up!
*The Titan walks on to the stage*
Lord Saladin: What is you name dear brother?
Paul: My name is Paul!
Lord Saladin: So what’s your story Paul? What happened?
Paul: Now before I start I just want to warn all of you! My story is not for those who are faint-hearted. So it all started back during the Ironbanner. I was a 316 so I felt confident and I was doing great. The team we were playing against were full of noobs. I finally got my super and let me tell you right now, that I was VERY excited to use it. And so I pop my Hammer of Sol and began to look for people to use it on. And you know what? I found a 290 Warlock just walking around like he didn’t have a care in the world! So I thought I had this fool in the bag. I threw my hammer right at him *Begins to hold back tears*
Lord Saladin: Let it out my brother just let it all out. Breathe, breathe!
Paul: *Take a deep breathe* I’m okay now.
Lord Saladin: You’re okay? You sure you can keep going?
Paul: Yeah I can keep going.
Lord Saladin: That’s great! Brothers and sisters gives this brother a round of applause!
*Crowd claps and cheers*
Paul: Thank you brothers and sisters!
Lord Saladin: So what happened when you threw the hammer?
Paul:…When I….When I threw that hammer he…he just….walked on like nothing happened.
*Gasps of horror from the crowd*
Lord Shaxx: *Shaking in anger* This is NOT amazing!
Paul: I kept throwing hammers at him but he just kept walking to me until he was right in front of me.
Lord Saladin: And what did he do next?
Paul: He just laughed, he didn’t even kill me and then T-bag me like what most people do! Him laughing in my face was him saying that I wasn’t worthy of being T-bagged!!
Lord Saladin: And how did that make you feel my brother?
Paul: *Holding back tears* It…it made me feel sad. It made me feel really sad…*Cries*
Lord Saladin: *Hugs Paul* May that Warlock burn for his crimes!! We feel your pain my brother!
*Crowd begins to go into a frenzy*
Random Titan: *Stand on his chair and pulls out his Ghost* Look!!! It’s all over Ghost-tube!!! That Bastard Warlock posted it!!!!
Random Titan: Arrgh I’m so mad right now!!!! I worked hard to get that Hammer!!! AND NOW IT'S BEEN...GrrrRRRAAAAAAH *Punches another Titan*
*Crowed begins fighting*
*One Titan punches Lord Shaxx*
Lord Shaxx: *Cracks his knuckles* You want the Crucible? I AM THE CRUCIBLE!!! *Begins beat up several Titans*
(With the Speaker)
Speaker: *Notices the ground shaking* The Titans must be fighting each other...again. *Sighs* I've got to stop letting them have this community gathering or else there won't be any Titans left.
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Freaking love this!!!
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Edited by RadiantVoid31: 2/27/2016 12:02:45 AM[quote] *Crowd begins fighting* *One Titan punches Lord Shaxx* Lord Shaxx: *Cracks his knuckles* You want the Crucible? I AM THE CRUCIBLE!!![/quote]
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If i may add .... and please add it into the story. *A titan in the last row is crying his eyes out and Lord Saladin takes notice of him.* Saladin: * You ! Cry baby ! Come up and tell us whats troubling you. * *The titan , barely being able to move , drags his pittyful shell of former sunglory up to the stage* Saladin:* Whats your name son?* Meleed: * my name in Meleed* Saladin:* Speak to us brother , let us ease your suffering.* Meleed: * So ... (cries uncontrolably ) * Saladin :* it´s good son , let it all out , we are here for you.* Meleed regaining some of his composure:* So im competing in the Trails of Osiris at Exodus Blue and i finally got my super up when 2 of my brothers had their lights turned off and it was only me left. There was this Huntard and that Sunlock trying to rush me and i pop my super and i toss my first hammer at the Huntard... he ....he ... (sobs bitterly)* Saladin:* Brother Meleed , keep it together son , keep it together. * Meleed :* Right , so he shadesteps and the hammer doesnt deal any damage to him!* *Grasps of horror from the crowd * Meleed :* He just took off and his Sunlock buddy walks around the corner and just meleed me with a hammer in his face!* *more grasps of horror from the crowd* Saladin :* Tone down people ! Let him finish.* Meleed:* So he eats my hammer and before i can throw another hammer at him he punches me to death with a second melee!* *crowd loses it and disperses :GET THEM SUNLOCKS!!! Lynch them ALL !!! *
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Excellent!! We should start work together!!
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Thank you! :) We should indeed.
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That was hilarious
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Thanks :)
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[quote]Lord Saladhead erm I mean Lord Saladin was at a Titan meeting at one point or another. (Flashback) *Lord Saladin walks on to the stage* Lord Saladin: Hello my Brothers and Sisters!! I am honored to be here with you for this important meeting! Titans: Hello my brother! Lord Saladin: Now then let’s get this meeting on the road so we can get to the REAL reason we’re all here! *Points at the cookie trays* *The crowd begins cheering* Lord Saladin: I assume you are all aware of the nerfs to our precious Sunbreaker? *The crowd stops cheering and begins to yell in anger* Lord Shaxx: *Shaking head in disappointment* They nerfed it and sent it home crying!! Lord Saladin: *Brings out a cookie box and shakes it* Calm do my friends! We must remain civil, if we want to get anything done!! *The crowds begins to calm down* Lord Saladin: This meeting is meant to help each other through this struggle that we all face by sharing our experiences and for us all to help in soothing the pain. *A Titan raises their hand* Yes, you with the rhino helmet. Share your story brother! *Rhino come on to the stage* Lord Saladin: Hello my brother! What’s your name? Rhino: My name is Rhino, nice to meet you. Lord Saladin: So what’s your story Rhino? What is it that you want to share with us? What happened that hurt you so badly that you feel like it needs to be heard? Rhino: Well it all happened last week during a game of rumble. I had been dealing with all the shit that the Hunters and Warlocks were throwing at me for a good while. I finally got my super and I was ready to go to town on these punks! I pulled out my hammer and Then… Lord Saladin: Then what? Rhino: Then I…I…I Got sniped! Crowd of Titans: *Gasp* Random Titan: That is awful! Rhino: And worst of all…It was from a level 8 Hunter!!! *Cries* Random Titan: How horrific! Lord Saladin: It’s okay my brother! We’re here for you! Here have a cookie! Rhino: Thank you Lord Saladin *Walks off the stage* Lord Saladin: Who will share their story next? Yes, you the one with the blue chest piece that make you look like a hippo! Come right up! *The Titan walks on to the stage* Lord Saladin: What is you name dear brother? Paul: My name is Paul! Lord Saladin: So what’s your story Paul? What happened? Paul: Now before I start I just want to warn all of you! My story is not for those who are faint-hearted. So it all started back during the Ironbanner. I was a 316 so I felt confident and I was doing great. The team we were playing against were full of noobs. I finally got my super and let me tell you right now, that I was VERY excited to use it. And so I pop my Hammer of Sol and began to look for people to use it on. And you know what? I found a 290 Warlock just walking around like he didn’t have a care in the world! So I thought I had this fool in the bag. I threw my hammer right at him *Begins to hold back tears* Lord Saladin: Let it out my brother just let it all out. Breathe, breathe! Paul: *Take a deep breathe* I’m okay now. Lord Saladin: You’re okay? You sure you can keep going? Paul: Yeah I can keep going. Lord Saladin: That’s great! Brothers and sisters gives this brother a round of applause! *Crowd claps and cheers* Paul: Thank you brothers and sisters! Lord Saladin: So what happened when you threw the hammer? Paul:…When I….When I threw that hammer he…he just….walked on like nothing happened. *Gasps of horror from the crowd* Lord Shaxx: *Shaking in anger* This is NOT amazing! Paul: I kept throwing hammers at him but he just kept walking to me until he was right in front of me. Lord Saladin: And what did he do next? Paul: He just laughed, he didn’t even kill me and then T-bag me like what most people do! Him laughing in my face was him saying that I wasn’t worthy of being T-bagged!! Lord Saladin: And how did that make you feel my brother? Paul: *Holding back tears* It…it made me feel sad. It made me feel really sad…*Cries* Lord Saladin: *Hugs Paul* May that Warlock burn for his crimes!! We feel your pain my brother! *Crowd begins to go into a frenzy* Random Titan: *Stand on his chair and pulls out his Ghost* Look!!! It’s all over Ghost-tube!!! That Bastard Warlock posted it!!!! Random Titan: Arrgh I’m so mad right now!!!! I worked hard to get that Hammer!!! AND NOW IT'S BEEN...GrrrRRRAAAAAAH *Punches another Titan* *Crowed begins fighting* *One Titan punches Lord Shaxx* Lord Shaxx: *Cracks his knuckles* You want the Crucible? I AM THE CRUCIBLE!!! *Begins beat up several Titans* (With the Speaker) Speaker: *Notices the ground shaking* The Titans must be fighting each other...again. *Sighs* I've got to stop letting them have this community gathering or else there won't be any Titans left.[/quote]
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Lmao I love it.
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I glad you did :)
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I'm -blam!-ing cracking up that's hilarious!!!!
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Lol I hope you enjoyed it :)
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Lol you want the crucible I am the crucible
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No Shaxx is the crucible, you're DallekHunter11!!!
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