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Edited by im Ruby Rose:
2/23/2016 5:32:41 PM
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I'll take care of the snipers then take up overwatch to cover y... Wait blue team? *cocks sniper rifle* lets get our flag back from those dang dirty blues!
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Awh shit! *ducks back under boulder*
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Actually I'm a freelancer I just like the color red, and my armor is red. So red team just kind of claimed me as their own. Pay me and I'll help anyone regardless of armor color.
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Um.... *pulls lint and a penny out of pocket* Is this enough? *throws over rock*
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Ehh fück it you seem like a good guy. *4 sniper shots fired. No more enemy snipers are shooting at you*
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*prometheans teleport in* C'MON! [spoiler]Also- *dodges laser* This isn't my real body! My real body is a sentient robotic pelican pilot! But it was bann- I mean killed! It's in the shop right now![/spoiler]
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Wait a minute... Are you Sheila but in a synthetic body? *reloads and starts firing at ground troops shooting at you*
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Edited by Management: 2/23/2016 6:28:53 PM*shoots crawler in the head with magnum* Hell no! I'm just a sentient machine! I would give you a picture, but... [i]wait![/i] [url=http://imgur.com/a/wksiA]Here![/url] But, I do admit I like this Spartan armour...
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Ohh I guess the director made a lot of artificial intelligence programs. And yeah I like this armor too! With my recon helmet it's my favorite :) [spoiler]also nice pic! I used to doodle all the time when I was still in high school! Lol[/spoiler]
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[b][i]I AM NOT A PART OF PROJECT FREELANCER[/i][/b]
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Then... Where did you come from? One of the chairmans experiments?
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Edited by Management: 2/23/2016 6:48:15 PMTo be honest, I'm actually a thousand years old and from a different universe! I came here through a black hole!
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So then your Santa! the alien AI inside the gateway in the jungle temple.
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No-- I- I'm from a different universe, not planet!
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Ohh so... What do you know then?
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I know that you have a thick head. [i][b][spoiler]EPIC BURN![/spoiler][/b][/i]
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*cocks sniper rifle* "Zeta make sure this one only harms him not kill, just harm. Hit him in the leg or arm or something..." "What about the tummy?" "Yeah hit him right in the tummy!"
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"Okay he made me laugh I'm not shooting him" "Aww can we atleast shoot him in the lap?!" "No! Besides that's not proper terminology for the upper thigh area, your an AI you should know that!"
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*dodges sniper bullet*
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But I didn't shoot one you made me laugh so I decided against it.
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I didn't dodge your bullet *bullet hits you*
