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Edited by PHANTOM JLK:
3/3/2016 4:23:59 PM
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The Division: No customization
This is STUPID as hell, when I was watching videos of the alpha, you could create your character but now all they have is a bunch of stupid ass presets.
-blam!- u Ubisoft why don't you make a good game for once, I just cancelled my pre-order because who else knows what's cut from the game(Brooklyn,central park) the makes of this game should -blam!- off right now.(edited the part where I tell them to off themselves, I realized I went to far, so I changed it).
Have fun with this shit[b]t[/b]y game.
Edit: and I have to say there are no clothing items as well. There are 90% beanies and 10% other random shit. All I want is like a winter coat or something.
Edit 2: everyone in the comments trying to "counter" or "make fun" of me for this post. All I have to say is u pity you. The division is AIDS AND WILL ALWAYS BE. I'm sorry fanboys, have fun with your destiny want to be.
Edit 3: just broke 200 comments:))))))
Edit 4: got the gold edition guys, super excited for the shitty customization.
Edit 5: 300 comments(VICTORY SCREECH LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!)
Edit 6: only a week away, can't wait for the release!!!!
Edit 7: added the safe zone tag, because I remembered a post a made about "the forums having AIDS and encourage the "safe zone".
[spoiler]thought it was about time I added the #satire, it was fun making you guys mad. And it was great talking to you guys:)[/spoiler]
THE POST IS DYING, BUT I GOT 370 COMMENTS SO I CONSIDER THIS WIN!!!!
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SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY
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1 ReplyYou start off in the game looking at a car window and that's when you customized your character, it's not like the beta. You can edit face, hair, eyes, etc.
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1 ReplySo I don't get to pick character that I want? I'm even less likely to get it now.
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1 ReplyEr there's less in destiny and I don't know an alpha or beta that shows full custom. Its funny that I have skins for my guns already to customise them and new sets of clothing and backpacks and hats and boots and gloves.but there's not customization
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1 ReplyGear sets!
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1 ReplyYea dude cause customization so matters... customization will totally make you deal more damage dude gtfo
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2 RepliesGo to the Minecraft forums you filthy swine.
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1 ReplyAbout edit #5, do you feel special ? Did you get enough attention ?
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3 RepliesThe beta was just a stress test you. All it was meant to do was not crash and be a lag feat like the game that this forum is a part of...
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1 ReplyI can't believe some people need you to add tags and spoilers to see the bait and satire. It sad
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6 Replies[i]can't believe there are people who think this isn't b8 lol[/i]
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1 ReplyThat moment when you put in satire [b]and[/b] bait tags but people still think you're for real
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1 ReplyDang this is still getting bites!?!? I guess you could say that ... ... He's a Master Bater!!!! [spoiler]I'm sorry, had to ;w;7[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAnd people said this is the game that will kill destiny, yeah right XD
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1 ReplyEven with the tags people take it seriously.
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2 RepliesSign here that you noticed that OP added Satire tag after being torn a new one
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3 RepliesEdited by warcawk0351: 3/1/2016 8:10:39 PMThat's not satire. ...you don't even know what satire is so please you idiots. Stop trying
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1 ReplyEdited by Mr Pillow: 3/1/2016 8:02:53 PMPeople sure are not good at reading are they? So much salt in the comments gaaaah.
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2 Replies[quote]the makes of this game should just off themselves right now.[/quote] Telling someone to commit suicide...mmkay, even if it is satire you're showing everyone how little you go outside to care about real problems.
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I hope you know that they locked customization in the beta and alpa, and also you could easily find clothing by just playing.
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4 RepliesDude all I got was coats. Coats fa dayz!
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5 RepliesJust to avoid this all there is customization for characters it even said in the BETA it was locked for beta they do have different clothes besides beanies in the ob i had a hat a scarf a winter coat and some cargo jeans
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1 ReplyLove this topic when people don't notice #satire some responses are too funny
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1 ReplyUsername checks out.
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1 ReplyHey bud. You probably need to chill out and watch maybe a 3 minute gameplay of the character customization from the ACTUAL GAME and not the BETA. Also, I'd like to point out that in my experience of (both the open and closed) division betas, that the main things I found were boots and coats. Your experience may have been different but for whatever reason (maybe that you're just rambling on and on about how this game will suck) I don't believe your story of "90% beanies and 10% random shit"
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1 ReplyThis isn't satire, this is just baiting. You honestly don't even have to [i]try[/i] to get people on these forums to fight with each other.
