Initially waking up; airhorn followed by cold water from a bucket on you after throwing up for 2 hours the night before because your dad thought it would be funny.
trying to fully wake up before work/school/whatever: walking to work and being hit by a car, due to the inattention of the driver, then being stuck in bed for the proceeding 2 weeks with a heart monitor because of a heart issue they found at the ER after the accident.
The latter has been my last 2 weeks.
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Yeah. I'd kill to have woken up the way he did.