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originally posted in:Daedalus RP
Edited by Nox:
2/7/2016 11:17:43 AM
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[i][u]The Grasslands[/u][/i]
[b]Both brother and sisters were silently laying next to eachother, arms wrapped around each eachother and a smile on their face as they lay on a hill, and silently enjoy the fake sun[/b]
[u]"So, Nate.."[/u]
"Hmm?"
[u]"This breeze, it's lovely isn't it? [/u] [b]She whispers as she gestures to the flowing grassfields[/b]
"Indeed it is"
[u]"And that combined with this temperature..."[/u]
"Quite lovely..."
[u]"Surprised you haven't made a remark about me being lovely too"[/u]
"You're my sister...."
[u]"I know, I was kidding..."[/u]
"You're ruining the lovely moment.."
[u]"Sorry.."[/u]
"It's fine, just don't mention it"
[spoiler]Open
And no, they're not incestuous
Don't even m8[/spoiler]
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Ayyyy lmao puppy monkey baby
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[b]a woman's cries can be heard in the distance, followed by shouting and gunfire. A strange dude wearing a black mask over his lower face comes flying down the hill after an explosion. He quickly gets up and dispatches two people with a handgun.[/b] "Hellooooo people!"
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[b]They both look at him[/b] "What happened?!"
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"Weeeeeeeeeeeeell..." [b]before he can say anything significant he is tackled down the hill by a massive and muscle-covered man. He beats the dude with his bare hands hit after hit until he can finally put a bullet through the body builders skull. [/b] "Who are you peeps.. I sense incest..."
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[u]"No incest, bro"[/u]
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[b]he raises one eyebrow and pistol-whips a dude charging him with a switchblade[/b] "Who are you?"
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[u]"Kaitlin"[/u] "Nathan" [u]"Twins"[/u]
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"Hmm. So, what's with this weird, staring into the sun, retina burns are completely fine as long as I have you, BS you guys are trying to pull?" [b]he takes the switchblade [/b]
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[u]"His eyes aren't the sun..."[/u] "Nor are hers"
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"I was speaking figuratively, you lettuces." [b]he throws the switchblade like a throwing knife at the last guy charging him[/b]
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"It's lettuce, not lettuces...."
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Edited by Cosmic: 1/25/2016 2:38:40 PM"Lettuces..." [b]he chucks a lettuce at you[/b] "I stole that by the way, that's why I have generated around 5 more corpses..... Also if the sun is its own light source, where does its shadow come from?"
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"Doesn't have one"
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"You sure m80?" [b]he lowers a tinfoil hat onto his head[/b] "That's what the ayyyyyliens want you to think..."
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"Jeez.."
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"Yep..."
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[u]"Weirdo"[/u]
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"Don't freakin judge me, mate, your the one laying incestually next to your brother."
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Edited by Nox: 2/8/2016 6:48:27 PM[spoiler][/spoiler]
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What. The. -blam!-. Please. Just go watch porn.
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Tbh fam
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Uwotm8
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I'll rek u m89
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"Uhh. Yeah." [b]he shoots Nathan in the foot with a handgun[/b]
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[b]He pulls his foot away before he pulls the trigger[/b] "WHY THE -blam!- DID YOU SHOOT AT ME"
