Seeking advice on a legal matter, a guy walks into a lawyer's office. He asks the lawyer, "How much are your services?"
"For $500, I can answer three questions," the lawyer says.
"Are you serious?!" the guy said, taken aback.
"I am," said the lawyer. "Now what's your third question?"
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Joke! That hit too close too home to be funny.
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I laughed at that. [spoiler]I'll see my way out. [/spoiler]
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