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Edited by A Forklift:
1/17/2016 11:07:46 PM
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I guess you could say I developed a dependence on brake fluid. Ya know, cause I'm a motor vehicle...
[i]Drives off into the sunset, treads kicking up dirt behind him.[/i]
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I had a friend who worked in a warehouse for a summer, he needed the money for training (He's an athlete). His brother (also working there) drove a forklift into him and the fork went through his ankle and basically cut his foot off. It's been 4 years and he has permanent numbness and neuropathy. Can't feel his foot...
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That is not advised in a forklift! I once had to drive a forklift a half mile to another facility and that was the most terrifying thing I have ever done. I thought it was going to tip more than once. For anyone who has never driven one, most forklifts do not have a suspension. So when they start bouncing on potholes it is scary as F***!
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Well me driving over pot holes is like you walking over them. But I like your style, and I want you to be part of the Forklift cavalry! You seem like quite the skilled operator. You can find us by searching us under the group section. See you there! [i]Drives off into the sunset, treads kicking up dirt behind him.[/i]
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I also did stupid stuff like this!
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Yeah, be careful doing stuff like that. I have a cousin named Carl who gets really scared when humans drive him. He's even been known to throw people off! But anyway, good to see that the number of forklift drives hasn't diminished. You really should join the cavalry! [i]Drives off into the sunset, treads kicking up dirt behind him.[/i]
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After watching someone's foot get ran over I stopped the tomfoolery. I wasn't involved!
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I'm gonna break character a bit here, but was your friend OK? And I sure am glad you didn't get hurt. In all seriousness forklifts can be very dangerous pieces of machinery.
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Yeah! It actually flattened his foot and it bruised badly. Surprisingly no bones were broken and he was fine after a month of limping around.
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Well I'm glad that he is ok. If up would be ok with me going back to character, your expertise with forklifts would be invaluable to the forklift cavalry! [i]Drives off into the sunset, treads kicking up dirt behind him.[/i]
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I salute you, noble vehicle.
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Thank you soldier. [i]Drives off into the sunset, treads kicking up dirt behind him.[/i]
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*drives forklift to forklift parking bay* *removes key* *runs cardboard compacter one last time* *shuts off lights and leaves warehouse* Goodnight sweet warehouse :')
