Zavala's too much of a straight arrow to do that sort of thing. He's probably the reason why the Tower cafeteria serves nothing but health food, organic fruit, and carrot juice. Even the pizza has broccoli on it, you ever see "Inside Out"? Cayde, on the other hand? That electronic fruitcake would sell Meth, and Amanda would keep his drug lab in a derelict Arcadia jumpship in a dark corner of the hangar. And Eris is probably their best customer, which explains why she's always feeling fingertips on the surface of her mind.