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originally posted in: Xur is on meth.
1/16/2016 4:35:40 AM
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I personally think he's a pothead and he hits the bong frequently with Brother Vance at The Lighthouse. Next time you go flawless, check out all the bong looking pottery and incense.
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  • Vance is like the stoned cashier at Whole Foods. Just stands there and takes your money. Xur? Freakin tweaker for sure. Eris too. Maybe Amanda when she's working on ships all night.

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  • Probably not Amanda. Should usually finishes her projects. Not gets distracted and goes on to something else every 4 minutes. Eris on the other hand... She spent years in the hive tunnels (doing God only knows what); for a race of twitchy undead... that scream all the time, live in the dark, have anger issues... when they finally crash they sleep for a century... Omg. When they wake up, they are pissed off and eat everything in sight, like they haven't eaten in a month... How did I not notice this before??? The hive are the natural evolution of meth heads!!! This explains everything.

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  • The map name should be blazing shrine.

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  • That's -blam!-ing gold lol

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  • >.> I need to go flawless and get extra toast. [spoiler]i don't PVP worth shit[/spoiler]

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