STORY OF A THING
THERE WAS THIS SKRUB NAEMD BOB
BOB WAS SUCH A SKRUB
NOT EVEN HIS MUM COULD LOVE HIM
HE WAS PATHETIC
BUT ONE DAY...
boob: herpderp going to school
meaney hed: woh dere m8 gime ur money
Bob: no
head: *punch*
boB: ow ok man take it e-z
he'd: that's what I thought loser
anD AS BOB WATCHED THE MEANY HED TAKE HIS MONEY, AN ANGER ROSE.
Bob: hey stupid!
hed: u wot m8
boOB: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
he'd: yeh ur a loser
Bob: NO
Bob: MY NAME IS...
and as he spOKE, HE FLEXED HIS DONGER SO MIGHTILY, HIS ENTIRE BODY GOT BUFF!
john CeNA(boob) JOHN CENA!
a dank th(meme) played, announcing the arrival of the CENA.
head: holy moly m808 Im sry here add me on steam and join my clan
Bob CENa: NOT EVEN GABE CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
Bob's donger flexed in the form of a sniper rifle, and with great haste he flexed its trigger and NOSCOPED the shit out of the meany head.
meany: ahh!
The meany head falls.
Bob struts himself and his mighty donger into the school.
He 360 piggybacks the principal, because he can.
princiPAL: i am honored lad ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ
joHn: u betur bee
Bob cums into the classroom, his donger at full flexing capacity.
Teacher: h-how lewd! Young man, flex your dong somewhere else!
Hawt grills: no no Mrs. Pegboy let him flex it al day long ( ͡°• ͜ʖ• ͡°)
teacher: oh alrite ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Bob get all the bicthes
The end
[spoiler]i am not responsible if you got cancer from reading this.[/spoiler]
English
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NiCe doNGer Ladd (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞
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