*Raise hand in the middle of university lecture*
Professor: Yes?
Me: I need to go home!
Professor: Why so?
Me: I have important matters to attend to!
Professor: What important matters?
Me: *Sighs* I guess I'll have to show you. *Shows Professor the video*
Professor: Excuse me class. I have important matters to attend to. *Walks out the auditorium* I HAVE TO GET ON MY TITAN!!!!!
Me:...
Class:...
Me:...
Random Student: I have to get on my Titan as well!
Another Student: Yeah me too!
*Everyone gets up and leaves*
English
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Lol, in a perfect world
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If only!!!