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9/18/2009 3:11:07 AM
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This is going to sound really weird, but it's about Johnson.
You know that picture that sometimes comes up on the right with Johnson? It's the one where it's kind of a close up and you can see all the details in his armor except the legs.
Ok this is the real topic. As i was looking at his armorer i noticed it was different compared to everyone else. So i looked at it kind of carefully and i noticed something!
Johnson has this thing on his armor that looks like something that holds his man parts and has a flap on the front! It looks as though he can just open the flap, and give enemies a REAL TBAG! I thought it was pretty funny.
I know i'm gonna get flamed but oh well.
Edit: keep on refreshing this page until the picture pops up on the right.
Edit 2: i have a picture [url]http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4397/crotchshot.jpg[/url]
Edit 3: Once again i will tell the story. I went into a thread and saw Johnson's pic on the right. Then i noticed that his armor was different than everyone else. So i looked at his armor some more, and while i was going to see what the armor looked like on the top of his legs, i found Johnson's pouch that holds his pouch.
[Edited on 09.18.2009 3:42 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BMF Mike [b]Buddy[/b], he is named Johnson for a reason. Catching my drift?[/quote] I'm not your buddy, guy.
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Hahaha, what are the odds?[url=http://www.bungie.net/images/ads/vertical_banners/preorderODST.jpg] I click on this thread and guess what advert I get?[/url] Oh man, I'm never going to look at Sgt.Johnson the same way again. [Edited on 09.21.2009 4:23 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Monkey King [quote]This is going to sound really weird, but it's about Johnson [/quote] They have ointment for that.[/quote] hahahahaha
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[quote]This is going to sound really weird, but it's about Johnson [/quote] They have ointment for that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cALi kriTicaL Awesome finding. Just a little worried that you were playing such CAREFUL attention to certain part of SGT Johnson.[/quote] dude... learn to read the thread
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Awesome finding. Just a little worried that you were playing such CAREFUL attention to certain part of SGT Johnson.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aether Fist and i thought he was badass before............i think he just dethroned Dante from Devil May Cry[/quote] Yeah Dante was pretty badass, but i still thought Johnson was more awesome even before the -blam!- pouch.
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and i thought he was badass before............i think he just dethroned Dante from Devil May Cry
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omegus Weapon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog I think the real question here is : why were you looking at Johnson's crotch?[/quote] Indeed. This is a weird thread. lol[/quote] Someone read the damn thread!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog I think the real question here is : why were you looking at Johnson's crotch?[/quote] Indeed. This is a weird thread. lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UEG Conner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghostrider2121 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog I think the real question here is : why were you looking at Johnson's crotch?[/quote] exactly[/quote] lol... its a good question[/quote] Just out of curiosity, can you read?
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i loled
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Win. There is nothing else I can really say, just,win.
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Johnson has a fanny-pack?!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghostrider2121 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog I think the real question here is : why were you looking at Johnson's crotch?[/quote] exactly[/quote] lol... its a good question
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3 letters LOL
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog I think the real question here is : why were you looking at Johnson's crotch?[/quote] Once again i will tell the story. I went into a thread and saw Johnson's pic on the right. Then i noticed that his armor was different than everyone else. So i looked at his armor some more, and while i was going to see what the armor looked like on the top of his legs, i found Johnson's pouch that holds his pouch. [Edited on 09.18.2009 3:42 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog I think the real question here is : why were you looking at Johnson's crotch?[/quote] exactly
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hahahah rofl
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I think the real question here is : why were you looking at Johnson's crotch?
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How has this thread not encountered any racial stereotypes? Are you sure Romeo doesn't have also have one? [Edited on 09.18.2009 3:11 PM PDT]
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I saw that too :)
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roflmao [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BMF Mike Buddy, he is named Johnson for a reason. Catching my drift?[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cgraham720 It's been told that Johnson can run almost as fast as the spartans when he uses his third leg.[/quote] BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cgraham720 It's been told that Johnson can run almost as fast as the spartans when he uses his third leg.[/quote] cant......stop.......loling..........
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insane AlphaBeta [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Strontium Speaking of which. Did you know DARE's mission at the end of ODST is revealed to of been to retrieve an Engineer that absorbed the SIs data. They then took the Engineer to one of the Space Elevators and interrogate it. [/quote] change your post NOW i demand it[/quote] lololololololololololol Speaking of which. Did you know DARE's mission at the end of ODST is revealed to of been to retrieve an Engineer that absorbed the SIs data. They then took the Engineer to one of the Space Elevators and interrogate it.
