Welcome to news with uncle moe, today we will be talking about... Space farts*fart sound* orgasms were invented to block space farts but not everyone can be having sex all the time so sometimes a fenomimom called space fart after orgasmia happens, it causes a space fart to be heard but not smelled The echo from space ruptures icecaps hence why farts are warm So to prevent global warming we must have sex! That is all tonight on news with uncle moe(づಠ╭͜ʖ╮ಠ)づ