Op is a Christmas failure [b][i][u]WHY DO YOU ASK[/u][/i][/b] Has multiple # that aren't even used Can never pull even under a Miseltoe Not even Krampus wants this bad bad child Sucked a penis colored to look like a candy cane Only present he ever got was his virginity Became blind from booty pics of ms.claus (the fat one) Saint Nick rests his case your honor