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Edited by Zany Zoe:
11/24/2015 12:21:55 PM
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Deceiving Foods
Have you ever mistaken a food for something else and ate it, then realised that was a horrible mistake because that food tastes like sh[i]i[/i]t? I've already had that happen 3 times to me, not pleasant experiences at all.[spoiler]Share your stories if you have any![/spoiler]
1) I was in a restraunt once and a tray of veggies was served for me. I look over and notice a zucchini- an awfully chili-shaped zucchini. I love me some zucchini, so without thinking I gut it and within one minute I'm in the bathroom washing my mouth out. I had eaten a [i]Sarano Pepper.[/i]
2) My sister came up to me in my house and said "Here, I got pudding for you." I thought it was nice of her so I ate it right then and there… I should have sniffed it. It was pure mayonnaise. I'm really allergic to it and get a [i]lot[/i] of bathroom time when I have any. I had swallowed one spoonful but could not spit it up, which resulted in an unpleasant hour (Yes an hour) on the toilet.
3) My friends from Germany came to my house for a vacation, and brought exotic chocolates for me and my sister. I thought it was nice of them. Fast forward one week, I still haven't had one chocolate yet. It was really irritating, having rare chocolates not far away from me but not eating them. So I just paused Star Wars Battlefront (That's what I was playing the whole week) and pop an italian chocolate ball into my mouth. Out of COMPLETE suprise, my mouth felt like it had a rotten banana in it and wasabi. I still remember the taste… *cringe*
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4 RepliesFirst off, I HATE peanut butter. Its smell makes me gag. My stomach aches if I have even little bit. You can see where this is going. I had a chocolate chip cookie. Turns out, it had a small amount of peanut butter in it. I felt sick.
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3 RepliesI've mistaken blue cheese for ranch more times than I care to admit. And I feel like I'm dying every time
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1 ReplyThought the chocolate was safe... Poor cricket
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M&M and Skittles. *Shudders*
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I once mistook beets for cranberries on Thanksgiving a few years ago. They looked the same. Needless to say, I was not pleased.
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Edited by VII: 11/25/2015 3:19:39 PM"oh hey sis, can I have some of those grapes?" *sister giggles* "yes" *eats 'grape'* *its actually an olive* *gags, and hurries to trash*
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Ate a brown crayon at kindergarten, some dumbass told me it was chocolate. -blam!- that guy
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Now people do something shit with food...
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When I was like 5, I had a chicken nugget kids cuisine TV dinner thingy, it came with a BBQ sauce thing on the side. Stupid me thought it was chocolate pudding, and put a large spoonful in my mouth. Haven't been able to eat anything with BBQ sauce since
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>be me >oma always makes cream of wheat for breakfast >come downstairs late and see cream of wheat looking stuff in small bowl >awweeeeyeah.jpg >take giant spoonful of stuff in bowl >is not cream of wheat >is 4 hour old bacon grease
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It wasn't food but was a drink When I was a kid I had some of that v8 fruit juice thing. Then later we went to COSTCO and they had some v8 juice samples. I tried some thinking it was fruit juice but it was really tomato/vegetable juice! I barfed it in the nearest trash can
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3 Replies>be me, 13 >alcohol kinda seemed scary >i sticky noted everything in the fridge to ensure I didn't fall for the "vodka in a water bottle" trick. >the cousins I lived with thought this was hilarious. Said they'd get me one day. >??? i ignored them, they were stupid anyway. >not thinking they could fill my sticky note bottles with vodka, I lived safe, in my opinion. >over a year after I started this "sticky note labeling" they started getting suspicious. >parties became a common thing around this time so I got pretty chill about alcohol. >every bottle I drank wasn't labeled after I hit 16, I stopped worrying about it but still never drank alcohol. >cousins eventually realized this. >hey wanna go for a drink with us? they'd ask every week, looking for some kind of response. I never got the hint. >uknowit.jpg >coming up on my 17th, they did it. >knowing I wasn't prepared, they set up a fake bottle in the fridge. >thinking it was water, I chugged half. My throat burned so, so much. >every time I swallowed, it was like fire. My head hurt quite a bit for the first few hours. >so being logical, I laid down and constrained myself to my phone. No going outside like that. >thinking became hard. I remember texting my ex >and I sent drunkenly, "would you read the first letter of every line?"
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1 ReplyRockey Mountian Oysters. They're actually pig testicles.
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2 RepliesI was at some party and I [i]really[/i] wanted an oatmeal raisin cookie. I found some, turns out they were chocolate chip :I
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6 RepliesTHOSE GOD*MN RAISIN COOKIES
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Oatmeal raisin cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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Those purple gummies that you think are grape flavoured, but are actually liquorice flavoured...
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1 ReplyOatmeal raisin cookies look like chocolate chip cookies I ate an olive once cuz I thought it was a grape
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Not that I can remember but once, I did give somebody cranberry juice and said it was iced tea.
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I love cucumbers but I absolutely hate zucchini, so one day at elementary school, I saw the area where they normally put cucumbers and zucchini looks like cucumber, so I grabbed a bunch, and when I sat down to eat, I was very disappointed
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A quarter stick of butter ,it looked like ice cream
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4 RepliesThought I was gonna have to fight about GMOs
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5 RepliesEdited by TimBuck294: 11/25/2015 4:48:24 AMSomebody gave me dessert after dinner(a cake), after I ate it I found out it was dog desert. It was good though.
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Thought I was gonna have to fight about GMOs
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This one time I thought this ps4 was bananas. I'm not aloud in Walmart anymore.
