I once found a cow tongue in the middle of a pentagram made of stone, in the middle of a forest. The tongue was bound with twine, and being a stupid kid back then, I decided to untie it. To my surprise, the tongue was split down the middle. Inside was a note with some weird language written all over it. Needless to say, I was rather alarmed. So in my panicked state, I chunked the tongue as far as I could. I then proceeded to rearrange the stones to read "Jesus <3 cows".