Venus sounds like penis
Moon sounds like poon
Mars sounds like bars (a teen game should not be endorsing alcoholism)
Earth sounds like birth (have you ever seen childbirth? That shit is NASTY)
Uranus sounds like uranus.
Jupiter contains the word "Jew" and I find that offensive on behalf of the Jewish people, of whom I am not a member.
Bungie please rename the planets
English
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Uranus and Jupiter aren't even in the game? And I guess next is you're going to ask NASA to change the namees
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Honestly, it's 2015. The fact that someone might find these offensive is reason enough to change the names... [spoiler]/s[/spoiler]
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I'm not even sure why Mercury is offensive yet but by god I'm gonna figure it out.