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Edited by Koovan:
11/15/2015 7:13:53 PM
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The Traveler was actually a prank pulled by Golden-age scientists:
1) they found a way to Terra Form worlds.
2) they invented ghosts from smart matter, and thoughtful light.
3) the Traveler was just a giant rocket propelled gumball machine, built in space and brought to Earth, to celebrate their brilliance.
4) the Fallen love gum, and they ran out. They want ours.
5) the Hive hate gum: Crota's mom choked on gum:(
6) the Vex don't understand the "point" of gum.
7) the Cabal's emperor told his legions, "Bring that gum home, or don't bother coming home at all!"
8) Rasputin was terrified of what would happen if all that gum got stuck in his circuits, so he blew it up preemptively.
9) Osiris went mad trying to calculate precisely how many gumballs could fit inside the "Traveler."
10) Toland followed the Hive to find the perfect melody to compose his masterpiece: "An Ode to the Hive-killing Gum Machine."
11) The Speaker's distracting everyone with war, so he can keep all the gum to himself.
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12) Tess Everis sells emotes to inspire guardians with thoughts of gum.
13) Xür sells exotics and consumables in hopes that one day he'll have enough to bribe the golden age scientists to let him store his vibrating coins with the gum balls
14) Tess started the festival of the lost because they were running low on gum. That's why the traveler was glowing.
And that's all you have to know about the traveler!
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This is a masterpiece
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It was a big piece of gum ok why does everyone have to judge me?
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Cayde 6 for next anonpig and ruin tree plox
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Teach me
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Brilliant.
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This is hands down the greatest post related to destiny I've ever seen
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Superb
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So, is Eva using all the candy to restock the machine?
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Ya that's what the festival of the lost was about. They were running low on candy. That's why the traveler was glowing
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MY GOD!!!! ... IT'S CYCLICAL
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Lol Cayde always has the best comments
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[url=http://frankly.pitas.com]NEVER CLICK THIS[/url]
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W8 m8 is dat clique b8?
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I keep clicking those and they're fun and frustrating every time
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Brilliant!
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Yeah, that about sums it up.
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Ya.......ok.......what flavor?
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Every flavor you could imagine. It was the golden age.
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Mother of God
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Well thanks for spoiling year 10 Destiny...
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So that's where all our candy went..
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This is 100/10
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That makes more sense now
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Better story than Destiny has right now. (Made in Japan)
