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Edited by irishfreak:
11/10/2015 9:18:44 PM
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You see Deej at Walmart...
You're at Walmart. Don't ask me why. You're browsing random aisles when you spot Deej plodding around the store.
What do you do?
For those who don't know what Deej looks like...
http://m.imgur.com/77dppax
Now you can recognize him.
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1 Reply
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Revival bump
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I say.. why you wearing yoga pants dude.
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3 Replies[quote][b][i]I have been tracking him since Walmart broke their chains, yes? Now Deej works for Bungie-pack, but not for long.[/i][/b][/quote] Then we tackle him and ferociously start tea bagging him while smashing his groceries on the floor and saying "[b]THIS IS FOR MY FATEBRINGER YOU F[u]U[/u]CK[/b]"
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1 ReplyNerf him
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20 RepliesSeriously this community is -blam!-ed up. Talking such game threatening harm, the guys got a community job and a cold ass shite community it's a loose loose . Yeah at first it was fun to poke some fun at the bearer of bad news but you guys take it to a completely different level. He should really change his Title to The god damn "Diaper Diagnostician" he deals with enough hate shit from you turds. -blam!-ing children !!
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6 RepliesStep 1: Find kerosene. Step 2: Find 5 Hammers. Step 3: Dowse the hammers in the kerosene and then light them on fire. Step 4: Smash the 5 hammers into DeeJ's face and yell "HOW IS THIS NOT OP?!?!?" Step 5: Do jail time. Step 6: Profit.
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Ask him if he cheese while raiding walmarkt
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Confront him about everything that is wrong with destiny currently.
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3 RepliesSell him a bow with 3 arrows and take 2 back
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I'd be like: Awww sheeeet, dawg! it's #Deej, approach him all causal like, asking him what do, give a business handshake like a true pro.. Lose Self control Vomit on him Police are called. [spoiler]Mission Successful[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'll take 3/4s of his groceries and say, "there are secrets you have yet to explore." "But I already have m---" "SECRETS YET TO EXPLORE!"
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Hambo the RatYou made me like this! - old
Oh, shit! That's Deej! Hey man, I'll suck yo' D to get a job at bungie! That's not weird is it? What's this? A restraining order? What'd I say? Why does it have your number and "Deej needs a Beej" on the back? Deej? -
Offer him a beer…
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He doesn't shop wal mart duh he sops at target.
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Like all of you would really do I would either try and say high quickly and sat I've enjoyed the game or I'd leave him alone and say nothing and go about my day.
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Dick eating egghead juvenile Deej
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1 ReplyEdited by oOAbOmInAtIoNOo: 11/10/2015 4:29:00 AMStep 1: Fill up my cart with heavy things. Step 2: Upgrade to legendary with plasma drive. Step 3: Splatter him like a dreg. Step 4: Proceed to mock him with zombie dance(free in real life) Step 5: Buy me some sour skittles with the $7 I saved from not buying the zombie dance emote.
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Show him my new Pipboy, then wish him well. Like seeing a girl who treated you bad but now you got a better girl and are super happy.
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I knew these late night peopleofwalmart.com photo shoots would pay off!
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Hide my shopping cart before he nerfs it down to three wheels.
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I'll show him my new Pipboy
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I would walk up to him and say "How many walkers have you killed?" "How people have you killed?" "WHY???"
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Run before he nerfs my norfleet
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Punch him for lying.
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13 RepliesDrop kick him and steal the stuff he was going to buy. Create a post titled "Soloed Deej, need better loot #bufftheraids
