I'm almost certain I read the last part somewhere...but I was drunk so I can't be too sure of what I was really reading. Ya feel me fam...no well I'll explain it to you, oh k first go to your fridge an grab a egg... Than grab a pan place it on the stove...turned the stove on to a medium heat. An for the love of god don't put it on high heat geez,..you men are impatient. Anyways pour some oil in the pan let it sit for a sec or two doesn't matter to me, and than grab your egg an crack it open...get it going in the pan. ;) ha Go to where ever you have the spatulas in the kitchen an flip the egg so the other side can cook, and than grab a pitch of salt & pepper sprinkle it over the egg. Once it finishes cooking grab a plate take the egg out of the pan an enjoy....Oh an don't forget to turn off the stove. Yee B)