Step 1:Grab your console.
Step 2:Rip it out of the wall.
Step 3:Open window.
Step 4:Wait for pregnant woman to walk by.
Step 5:Perform an unwanted abortion.
Step 6:Go to local card shop and buy
Hearthstone cards.
Step 7:Masturbate furiously onto the cards.
Step 8:In 9 months you'll have a baby. Congrats
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This is a good plan however the only flaw to it is what if I have 2 pregnant women pass me at the same time?
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You still have the controllers, right?
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I accidentally fed it to Mike Tyson yesterday so no