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Edited by Capiton Render:
11/3/2015 12:53:17 AM
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Where are the OG members?
Where my bitches at?
Ps finally got it back
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>You were only 9 years old >You loved Offtopic so much, you knew all the memes and lennies >You pray to Recon Number 54 every night before bed, thanking him for the membership you've been given >"Offtopic is love" you say, "Offtopic is life" >Your dad hears you and calls you a neckbeard >You know he was just jealous of your devotion for Offtopic >You called him a fgt >He slaps you and sends you to go to sleep >You're crying now, and your face hurts >You lay in bed and it's really moist >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards you >It's Paragon 0ne >You are so happy I whisper into your ear "Dis is mai swamp." >I grab you with my powerful Internet hands and put you down onto your hands and knees >You're ready >You spread your butter on toast for me >I penetrate it with a fork >It looks so tasty but you do it for me >You can feel the toast tearing as your eyes start to water >You make more toast >You want to please me >I roar in a mighty roar as I fill my mouth with your toast >Your dad walks in >I look him straight in the eyes and say "You're all out of toast." >I leave through your dying Windows Vista desktop computer. >Offtopic is love. Offtopic is life.
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyWhat the hell man, I just commented about you not being around and then I find this. I don't know what to believe anymore. Nice job making a liar out of me. [spoiler]Welcome back, slut.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou finally got some Destiny time in?
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Damn you're a year older than me
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welcome back, captain beard. you cosmic wang-having fgt.
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Ouch. That tag.
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Never got my old account back. It'd be at like 6 years by now...
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3 RepliesEdited by M37h3w3: 11/3/2015 3:57:48 AMFrak off. Capiton Render? More like Crapiton Render.
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1 ReplyEdited by ZoltoydeZ77: 11/3/2015 3:55:43 AMWhat's it been, a month?
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'Dem hashtags
