So this other day I was running through the raid with an LFG group, and while usually i'm a tad loud and goofy, this run I had been initially quiet.
Around the time of the sisters, I had been torn between dimensions for the first run, and on the last jump, one of my teammates Vandal snipers dropped me because he had not taken care of, so we had to wipe. At that moment, in a fit of rage, I yelled into the mic "ARE YOU F**CKING MY D*CK?!?" before I realized what I had said.
We all ended up needing to take a few minutes to get the laughter out of my system.
So yeah, what have you guys said when you died in a dumb way?
Edit: Tons of hilarious and interesting replies everyone. Glad i'm not the only one to spout some ridiculous things when I'm mad. Cx
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#Destiny
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-blam!-ing cock in a toaster strudel!
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"Hey Golgoroth, you have a face not even a mother could love!" *Guardian Down* "Oh schnitzel" #TitanMasterRace
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When I lose a gunfight I felt I should have won or something of the like I always yell "that's a buncha horse d*ck"
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Not when I died but when we won a real close match on black ops 2 I stuck the middle finger at my friend and yelled fck yeah!
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Ohhh wooow he is good at sniping
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"Stop licking my toes..." [spoiler]I yelled at my dog, as I was about to die...but my fireteam didn't know that...[/spoiler]
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Hes got a snip... *guardian down*
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Titty tots
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Im too young to die
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Usually the oddest thing unsay is a very angry and muffled 'MMM-FFFF-R-TTTTS-MMMM' But earlier a friend died and yelled 'What the -blam!- he's inside me!' Hahaha
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1 ReplyOhhhhhhh ya fuqing ingrates!! [spoiler] lol wut?[/spoiler] I also had a buddy tell me that he did a raid with a kid who would scream out "thanks bungie" or "bungie please" any time he would screw up.
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LEM!!!!
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Titty sprinkles
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[i]*Death scream*[/i]
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@ phogoth on a nightfall, void burn was on and I told my teamates not to worry about his eye blast. Then I walked out of the shreiker room and got ko'd. I shouted "PENISES NEVER TELL THE TRUTH!" I was the penis. :/
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WHAT THE -blam!-ING DICK NIPPLES! THAT KILL WAS A LOAD OF -blam!-ING DONALD TRUMP'S SHIT!
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KELLY CLARKSON!!
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GO LOOK UP AND SPIT OGRE!!!
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1 ReplyYOU BIG HAIRY SACK OF NIPPLE JUICE
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Wait. What. Why did I die.
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I don't really say anything, just add a death gurgle in as my character is falling to the ground.
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Kelley Clarkson.
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1 ReplyOh my sweet Shaun Connery bikini pics wtf was that?
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I died [spoiler]I mean seriously who still says that ?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Its weird [/spoiler]
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In trial when suddenly *sniper blows my head off, "ahh -blam!-in hell I just got the shit rocked out of my asshole!" Then I was just like, "wait wut?"
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