[Intro] You know where we at, it's primetime rappin', so lets go head and get into it Got our challenger over here, 225 is that area code or somethin', put that on map quest T-Steak, uh lets go head and get it to our main man, the champion himself, no need for introduction, SUPA HOT FIRE! First of all I'm not a rapper So lets go a head get into this little coin toss here, good luck Ay you know what I do, heads, you know how I go Yup tails Ay, ay, ay, I go first, ay, ay, tell'em, tell'em When it comes to Supa Hot he goes first What is this? [Verse 1: Supa Hot Fire] Check me out I broke up with my ex girl, here's her number Sike, thats the wrong number! Sweet dolla tea from McDonalds, I drink that Super Hot Fire, I spit that 2 and a half men, I watch that!  (I'm not a rapper) Aight check me out Glasses, jacket, shirt Call me glasses, jacket shirt-man Or call me Supa Hot boy, hundred degrees, leather jacket Cause I'm Supa Hot boy! (I'm not a rapper) [Verse 2: B-Bone] Is this what they put me up against, Supa Hot, I never heard of you I'm lookin at him, like is he stupid, I'm bout' to murder you My crew ain't waiters, but still servin' you I'm like shaq, I get fouled and then he's back to drop 32. (Shots!) Your girl always confuse my john with a spoon, pops Yeah she's tall enough to ride, Knotts I got the 2, but for you I keep the merchandise at the shops They told me I had to battle, I was like this is who they set up I'm like naw it can't be, this must be a setup [Verse 3: Supa Hot Fire] First of all, I'm not your friend, so stop lookin' at me I'm bout to end this man's whole career, but I'm not a rapper Look, boom, bam, bop, bada bop, boom, Pow!

Spooky scary [spoiler][i] [/i][/spoiler]

If you play halo ;)

My sex life

Uh, I can't think of one.

I had a K/D ratio of 0.53...you know, totally owning everyone obviously, and got the only legendary engram as a reward. #blessed

I ate a rock[spoiler][i]do I win yet?[/i][/spoiler]

Why couldn't the little boy eat his ice cream? His lips were stapled together. What has been hit with a nerf hammer too many times? Destiny

Ever hear the one about the goblin who lost an arm and a leg? [spoiler]he's all right now[/spoiler]

So there were 4 men flying in a plane over the ocean and it went down (must have been a Malaysia Airlines flight). Luckily they crashed near an island and they swam ashore. As the 4 men were recovering on the beach a war party of the island's natives came upon them carrying spears and bows. The natives told the men "Do as we say and we won't kill you. Now each of you go into the jungle and bring us some fruit." The task was easy enough so the 4 men went into the jungle. Soon the first man came out carrying an apple. He gave it to the natives and they told him, "Stick that whole fruit into your ass and we'll let you live in our village and marry one of our women, fail and we'll cut off your head." Left with no choice the first man tried to stick the apple up his ass, but he couldn't do it so they chopped off his head. After a short while the second man emerged carrying a banana, The natives told him the same thing, but try as he might he couldn't get the last bit of stem up his ass so they chopped off his head. At last the third man came out of the jungle carrying just a handful of berries. He was told to stick them up his ass too, so he sat down and started popping them in one at a time. He had only one more to go when suddenly he laughed and all the berries came flying out of his ass, leading the natives to chop off his head. Now in the afterlife the 3 dead men reunite and one of them asks the third man, "You almost made it. You had just one more berry to put up your ass, why did you laugh?" and the third man replied: "I saw Jerry walk out of the jungle with a -blam!-ing pineapple.

[b]WHY DID SHOOTING YOUR LEGS INSIDE WATER HURT YOU?[spoiler]BECAUSE IT DEALT SPLASH DAMAGE[/spoiler][/b]