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Edited by Rabull:
10/6/2015 11:30:46 PM
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Funniest things you've heard while raiding
Title says it all
My personal one is when I was doing Crota's end, and this little kid we were playing with yelled "mom I want my Cheerios!" Had my team laughing for 30 mins straight
Edit: just had another one while running KF we just wiped on golgoroth and a guy's TV broke and went black and white. We just dropped an orb and he said "HOLY CRAP, AT LEAST USE A TISSUE." We laughed so hard we never finished.
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Also had one on the wipeout part of KF where I figured out that whenever I say Titan swag we wipe
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The Warpriest's Occulus removes our rock. Seconds later: OH MY GOD! HE QUEEFED THE ROCK AWAY! Many laughs were had.
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16 Replies30 minutes into vog Guy: "I wonder if the ghost has a dick"
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4 RepliesOther gaurdian "Careful theres a lot of adds over there" Another fellow gaurdian "I don't give a dead mooses last shit"
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Doing golgoroth, team of 6 with one guy having a very thick British accent (hes probably 16-17) I was gaze grabber, golgoroth was about to enrage, this was our last bubble, i die by a taken thrall or whatever, they all lose the crit spot and im like 'SCREW IT JUST KILL HIM!!!' Next thing you know we have a 16 year old British guy screaming into his mic and hes literally just like: WHY ISNT HE DIEING U WOT M8 U WOT M8?!?! He was screaming for a good 15-20 secods while they all tried to kill oryx, last guy standing threw a grenade and died, the wipe counter for to 2 seconds before golgoroth died and we beat him... We all just started laughing
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A random guy in Kings fall said "Die you filthy heaven" psml
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"Cursed thrall don't explode if you pu-BOOM!"
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1 ReplyWas ounce raiding with some friends and when we were flying in I had a quick wank as you do. Then my uncle walks in on me and says [b]Put it Away[/b] so that has become our saying within our group.
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2 RepliesIt was during oryx. One of my friends had work in the morning and he was playing at 2:00 AM and his girlfriend woke up screaming and they argued and she told him "I'M PRESSING THE POWER BUTTON!" and then he went offline lmfao
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2 RepliesDoing vog a while ago and this guy asks his friend if he should give his dog a hit of his joint. The friend says yes, and he tries.
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Edited by BenjaminSOD: 10/4/2015 10:08:38 PM"DAMN HIVE BOOMAH!" (this was said by one of my good psn friends who has a New York accent)
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1 ReplyI was raiding with a bunch or randoms (great group by the way) and as oryx shows up someone says "I've got a chocolate biscuit". Non-stop laughter till we wiped from laughing so much. That phrase then became our raid motto.
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1 ReplyMe: Shoot the oracles Newbie:I can't. My screen is turning vlack
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"Oh -blam!- Oryx has toes!!"
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3 RepliesDoing VoG before we get to templar "What do you think the Templar is doing right now" Another member replies "Meth"
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I CAN'T TAKE YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW CROTA I JUST WANT A BLACK HAMMER
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1 ReplyI got just d!cked by the d!ck puzzle
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The dick puzzle on oryx. "I think I got it this time guys...". "Guardian down". "-blam!-!"
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*nightstalker* "you have failed this city!"
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Edited by GalacticDrew: 10/4/2015 4:39:34 PMNot from the raid but two of my irl friends and I were doing some strikes and after cycling through each about 3 times we come back to the brothers strike. We start killing the brothers and about halfway through when they both come out together one of my friends (who has a knack for making himself sound stupid) goes "ohhhhhh that's why they're called the brothers!" Mind you this is the fourth time we've done the strike together. My friend and I burst out laughing for the rest of that strike and the next. Now whenever he says something stupid we just say "ohhhhh that's why they're called the brothers!" Shuts his ass right up hahaha
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So once I was watching wtf of the week crap lol (came from me)
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I just laugh at the way some of my friends shout "I made a mistake!". It's just a phrase we all shout fairly often and it never ceases to amuse for some reason.
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Funniest moment wasn't something some said. It was the first week of the raid and we all blindly followed the orb in The Transept (Pushing Platforms before Oryx) Half my team got pushed into oblivion and it was the funniest thing ever.
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"You guys ever have cornbread milk"
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"Hey don't mess this part up." *kid messes up "Ya done Simple Jacked it!"
