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9/21/2015 7:51:45 PM
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Dear omolon I used your scout rifle. But no scout rifle isn't a good word for it. I think it's actually a water gun. I played a game with it and scored myself a stunning 1 kill streak. The time to kill critical on this masterful weapon was a good 4 minutes, which beat when I used your sniper. (9 minute time to kill). I am slightly disappointed my water gun did not have tickler's rounds, it isn't an issue but it's a feature I'd like to see implemented on some of your new guns next week please. Also, please nerf the reload time of this gun. It is too damn fast. It reloads in an impressive 2 minutes, because you have to fill the water tank. Thank you for reading this DeeeeJ Omolon and Big Ron Omolon.
With love,
A satisfied omolon tester.
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Hello John Cena! I'd like to thank you for your testing of our product. However, from your description it sounds like you may have mistaken our new line of ass washers (bidet) for a rifle! Those asshole washers are very effective, known to clean the doody off your butthole in only three minutes (we will nerf this soon). However, it has in rare cases also killed people if used as a rifle. Perhaps the design team should consider redesigning it, as shaping this asshole washer exactly like a rifle may have been a questionable idea.... Happy asshole cleaning! DeeeJ Omolon
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To: DeeeJ Omolon Why thank you for responding to my product review. I am assuming the gunsmith got a little bit mixed up there. Also can you please ask big Ron omolon to nerf the liquid ammunition that lightly squirts out of this new gun of yours that I got? Please notify him that I would like to see it do 0 damage to the body and 0 damage for a critical shot. Or if he could make this new gun not be able to hit critical shots I would very much enjoy that. I also am glad you're nerfing the sniper, I heard big Ron was talkin about this to the speaker the other day. Big Ron wanted to change the time to kill to about 17 minutes 03 seconds, and the speaker approved. So I will be getting my hands on this weapon ASAP. Thank you.
