>Amass a scurvy crew, hoop-d schooner, grow a scraggly beard and chop off your left leg and hand. >Insert a peg leg and hook where your leg and hand was respectively. >Find a deranged parrot and teach it obscenities. >Become an alcoholic and steal and burn shit. >Shipwreck your dumbass on a shitty island. >Take selfie with loot to make your tears less salty. >booty pic