How often have you fallen to your knees before a grammatically perfect sentence and begged forgiveness from your deity?
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Every time said sentence does not feature sesquipedalian vocabulary that The Ham relies on for energy.
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[quote]sesquipedalian[/quote] Wow, the last time I saw this word -- not even kidding -- was about 8 years ago on a spelling test. Incredible. I've never before witnessed it actually used in a sentence. *falls to knees in worship*
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You're welcome. Now read The Apocrypha on Pseudepigraphian rituals involving all forms of Ham. Your progress will be tracked.