Mine was on friday at 12:00 pm.
We had a fire drill.
Smooth move jackasses at the board.
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#Offtopic
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Edited by SnuggleSalmon: 11/3/2015 4:50:30 PM20 minute lunch
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On Friday one of the teachers at my school did the "Rainbow Fire Experiment" or some adaptation of it.
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5 RepliesMy school banned hats because they represented "gang signs"
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2 RepliesElementary school: teachers wanted to get more involved with ipads and technology. Bans all student phones and ipad usage because students were "distracted". I checked the time on my phone for 3 seconds once and got it taken away for the rest of the day.
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Not bad but kinda funny. We're not allowed to stand in circles (people would throw a coin in and a coin fight would start sometimes) and no grapes or bananas because our year master doesn't like them
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5 RepliesI'm in grade 8 ok so to start #1 chrome books #2 nothing but terrible drinks in the vending machines #3 making us have to be with little kids once every week- second week there are hundreds more but I'm too lazy to put them all
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9 RepliesThe school I am currently in spent a million dollars on new fancy calculators to use. And iPod/Pad carts. But the Tech Club is severely underfunded and THEY HAVE TO DO FUNDRAISERS TO GET MONEY TO SEND KIDS TO COMPETITIONS SERIOUSLY, SPORTS AND THAT CRAP GET SO MUCH FUNDING, WHILE THE SMART KIDS GET A GOOSE EGG.
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1 ReplySomehow had enough money to buy a brand new football field but not enough to buy printing paper lol
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4 RepliesYou have an A+ in math and never scored below a 90% on your math tests? Better not move you to the advanced class.
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2 RepliesTake home tests Suuuuuure I won't use a calculator
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1 ReplyMy school makes us where these things around your necks called lanyards and if you don't have them twice they'll give you a detention
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9 RepliesMaking those stupid little lanyard keycard things mandatory to be worn at all times. You could glue any picture over your own and it still worked fine. I remember having the pope, Kermit the frog, the fresh prince and any number of random people on them.
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4 RepliesFoam balls for dodge ball? Wtf? How the hell am I supposed to throw this shit?
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1 ReplyBack in middle school my school got a million dollar grant to use for updating the technology and improving the school. All of it was spent on iPads so that every student could have there own school iPad. For the next two years I never laid my hand on an iPad.
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1 ReplyAlso, homework on the weekends, you have to deal with the stress of homework during the school week and on the weekends. Might as well have school 6 days a week of school...
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24 RepliesAt warlock school teacher was sick the week they were going to teach us how to blink. Substitute hunter decided he could teach it, obviously he screwed it up. Now it takes like a second to get my bearings and get my shotgun up after doing so.
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Force us to show up every day...
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2 RepliesThese two girls (friends of mine) were playing on the piano that we have in our classroom because our teacher plays piano. They had both been playing for 4+ years and were practicing a duet they had been assigned together for a recital. Principle walks in. Says that the music they are playing sounds like they are just banging on the piano and that it doesn't sound like real music. I almost died because way to kill a person's imagination.
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5 RepliesThey wouldn't let me in when I was wearing my MJOLNIR armor for character day.
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8 RepliesA Brazilian friend of mine said his school banned the 7-up soft drink after Brazil lost to Germany
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1 ReplyThis isn't bad but my school used porn for sex Ed
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2 RepliesPutting whole wheat Rice Crispy Treats in the vending machine [spoiler]*cringes*[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThere was a shooting at my school.
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Removing the geography subject exclusively for [b]my[/b] year's rotation. So [b]everyone before and after[/b] my year gets to do it, but not my year, when I [b]need[/b] geography in particular. That school has a habit of screwing me in particular over. Surprise surprise herw it is again.
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1 ReplyIn 1st grade, my school pulled an April Fools joke in which we were exchanging teachers. About 10 kids cried.
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My friend goes to a school were boys and girls share the same bathroom, but it's a pretty big bathroom, and theirs always a teacher outside, you probably know why he's there.