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8/28/2015 11:52:28 AM
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And it vibrates? Isn't that special honestly, my gaming controllers can do that.
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but are your controllers shaped like a penis? [spoiler][i]didn't think so[/i][/spoiler]
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Have you seen the Wii mote?
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[i]you don't need to make everything shaped like a cylinder into a penis[/i]
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Need no, want yes.
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Why would they be?
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To play [i]Handjob simulator 2015[/i]
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And why would I play that?
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Because you want to be ready for when the time comes and you don't think you're quite far enough into the relationship to suck his meat stick.
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I'm not in a relationship.
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You're an idiot
