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Edited by evarelap:
8/15/2015 1:45:37 PM
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Petition to make crotch hits CRITICAL
Why isn't this a thing? Obviously getting shot in the nuts is more painful than in the head. I would rather get shot in the head and die than get shot in the nuts and live with it. Sign here Guardians and lets make Crotch hits CRITICAL.
You know you want that yellow number after sniping other crucible players in the nuts.
Edit: We are trending! Sign everyone. You know this is more important than vault space.
Edit 2: 800 replies! Come on Deej and Cozmo. Share your thoughts on this too.
Edit 3: i didn't realize this was bigger than finding King Tut's tomb.
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#Destiny
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yeah it already is a Critical..... what do think her Hidden Hand already does :p
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[i]"Everybody shoot Oryx in the nuts!"[/i]
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1 ReplySigned. New meaning to "getting tea-bagged".
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1 ReplyEdited by baar: 8/15/2015 7:52:13 AMNext new enemy type introduction: *Ghost AKA Nolanbot is on stealth mission with guardian, talking to Cayde-6 through voice communication. An enemy is spotted just on the other side of a rock.* Nolanbot: These enemies are the toughest yet, guardian. BUT, they have a pretty big weak spot... Cayde-6: Their balls. Nolanbot: Actually no, it's their... Cayde-6: Privates? Nolanbot: Cayde, you have one last guess. Cayde-6: Crotch? Nolanbot: Head. The same place everyone else is weak. THE HEAD YOU DUM- *Part of shell flies off ghost, stabbing first seen enemy right in the head.*
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This post is more important that Xur is selling Gjallarhorn
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And an animation of croth grabbing
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1 ReplySigned Plus, cinematics showing exploding crotches and enemies writhing in agony.
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Dude...YOU are the genius. I say if all wolfpack rounds from the Gally hit directly on the nethers, the Guardian never respawns.
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Edited by So Solid XT: 8/14/2015 6:10:45 PMWith that logic why not make every part of the body a crit, getting shot hurts in general [spoiler]also signed[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI once killed Aksor by punching him in the balls with my Titan. I don't know why this hasn't been incorporated already.
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👏👏 absolutely brilliant, signed 100%
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Precision x2
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On a day with all the salt from Gally this was my favorite thread. You've got my vote for the nut shot being a thing. In fact even if it is not a crit hit that's where I'ma shot at from now on.
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1 ReplyYesssss. Aim for the nuts. Recoil kicks upward. Hit both 'heads' for the price of one.
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Yup. I'm game
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3 RepliesEdited by Ebola510: 8/15/2015 7:39:53 AMWait I play an exo so do I even have nuts? As in testicles
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Ha ha too funny... When the guys comment on my shooting I always say I aim for the nuts xD you poor guys ha
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Shoot desticles in the testicles
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Signed. [i]Suck on deez nutz! *Gets one shot in crotch*[/i]
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Signed bump
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Signed!
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2 RepliesIt would hilarious if the meta shifted so only female guardians were used.
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Edited by Richthofen: 8/15/2015 2:29:34 AMYou know shit gets real when Osiris signs
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no thanks
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I would like this in crucible especially in trials
